BILLY MAYS: THE FINAL INTERVIEW
I see a theme developing here. I first posted the last video taken of Michael Jackson a few days ago, and here’s the last interview Billy Mays ever did. Just 5 days before his death, the famous pitchman known for his OxiClean commercials and hit reality show Pitchmen, joined his co-star Anthony Sullivan for an interview on The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien.
The dude was 50. Fifty. Five zero. Heart attack. Unbelievable. I heard a joke and I would like to tell it here on TSF:
Billy Mays couldn’t sell the farm, so he bought it. Zing! Too soon?
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THE HOTTEST 38-YEAR-OLD ON EARTH
Who: Perrey Reeves
What: Most recently known as the recurring role “Mrs. Ari” on HBO’s Entourage. She is the on-screen wife of Ari Gold, agent of Vincent Chase.
Why: Perrey Reeves, aka Mrs. Ari, is arguable hotter than Emmanuelle Chiriqui, whom is 7 years her junior. That’s So Fetch would like to officially announce Miss Reeves as THE hottest 38-year-old on planet earth. As I was watching Season 5 of Entourage this week, I was noticing that she has only gotten hotter with age.
Yes, you might say that Mrs. Ari has always been bangin’, but one must recognize a woman who ages like a fine wine. Congratulations, Perrey, you and your body deserve this recognition of excellence in the visual stimulus.
When she hits 40, she will be catapulted to the top 3 of this list.
Evidence:
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MICHAEL JACKSON’S FINAL REHEARSAL
The above video was taken two days before the King of Pop bought the farm. Michael Jackson was rehearsing “They Don’t Care About Us” from 1996’s HIStory for his upcoming This Is It! tour, which started as a 10-show stint at London’s O2 arena and grew into a 50-night extravaganza of record-breaking proportions. The 50 sold-out concerts at the 02 arena would have shattered Prince’s previous record of 21, and would be the most people to attend a series of arena shows … ever. The first concert was scheduled for July 8.
Over one million fans will miss that opportunity. This video is the last we have of a musical legend, and a small preview of what could have been for those 50 nights in London.
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TSF’s 1st ANNIVERSARY JULY 9th
That’s So Fetch will celebrating its 1st birthday on July 9th. It’s been a pretty exciting year of wasting your time, and this blog has received a lot of great attention from readers and the media.
I am going to do a post on July 9th celebrating a year of TSF complete with the Top Ten Top 10 lists, best posts, most popular topics, worst post, and more.
That’s where you come in. I want YOU to email me something you have learned or gained from reading TSF.
Did you discover a band from my (usually) weekly “New Songs For Your iPod“?
Did you laugh at Top 10 Worst SkyMall Products?
Are you one of the Top 10 Most Annoying People at College Bars?
Do you read TSF in class? at work?
Has being a TSF fan ever directly got you laid?
These are the type of things I want to know.
Email me or comment below something you have gained from reading this website, and I will post it on July 9th.
Send emails to: stone.thatssofetch@gmail.com
Thanks for a great year,
J.Stone
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WHAT YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING
ENTOURAGE SEASON 5
Just recently added to the iTunes online store, season 5 of HBO’s Entourage has picked up where season 3 left off - and I’m not talking about plot development. Season 4 was an abomination to one of the best guy shows in history, and the fifth season is a definite return to superiority. I was checking at least once a week on iTunes for these to get added since I haven’t had HBO in a couple of years, and they were finally added. It was about time, and the wait was worth it.
CALIFORNICATION SEASON 2
Assuming that you’ve seen the first season of this incredible show, the second season is arguably better. With Curb Your Enthusiasm on a hiatus, Showtime’s Californication has taken over the title as the best show on TV. It’s dramatic, funny, and without-a-doubt one of the raciest shows of all time. Go watch it and tell me you don’t want to be Hank Moody (Duchovny) when you grow up.
KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST
(BRAVO)
Before watching this show on Bravo, I had only a small idea of who Kathy Griffin was or why she’s relevant. I surprised myself when I saw the first episode of this show and fell in love with her sense of humor. Dry humor goes a long way, and she’s damn good at making fun of people without them knowing. The episode where she goes shopping with Paris Hilton (above) is priceless. When you’re flipping through channels and see this, stop and watch for a minute. It’s hi-larious.
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WANT TOP SONGS ON iTUNES? JUST DIE.
Well I took a few weeks off from posting and the inventor of modern pop music went and died on us. If I wasn’t paying attention, I might assume that the late king of pop had staged a comeback. Nothing makes people appreciate you like a little bit o’ death.
As of July 1, 2009, Michael Jackson currently has four songs in iTunes Top 10 Songs, four albums in Top 10 Albums, and eight music videos in Top 10 Music Videos. iTunes is the number one seller of music on the planet, so one must deduct that Michael Jackson has four Top 10 albums right now - and he’s dead.
It’s nice to see a gem like “Man in the Mirror” at the #2 spot in the world. That song, along with just about every song released on 1982’s Thriller and 1979’s Off the Wall are better than any pop song since recorded.
One must hope that it didn’t take a death to get people excited about Michael Jackson again. Yes, the man was insane, but does his lack of sanity distract from the fact that “Dirty Diana” and “Billie Jean” are outstanding pieces of music?
The American obsession with personal life often exceeds absurdity. If Michael Jackson’s death is what prompted you to finally have his music on your iPod, then shame on you. Don’t be the one who waits for Paul McCartney to die before you start actively listening to The Beatles either.
ISABEL LUCAS > MEGAN FOX?
So I saw Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen last week and a couple of factors kept me from walking out of the first summer Blockbuster of 2009 … and they were all female. Megan Fox, Shia LaBeouf’s onscreen mother’s sense of humor, and newcomer and uber-hottie Isabel Lucas. I was told by a friend that “if you think Megan Fox is hot, wait until you see Shia’s new chick in college.”
Skeptical and level-headed in my Megan Fox bias, I walked into the theater hoping that he was wrong and the queen of the sexytime would not be dethroned. Unfortunately for Megan (we’re on a first name basis now), her role was unnecessary and she was merely eye candy for the entire movie. She brought nothing to the plot development, but a little T&A ne’er hurt nobody.
Which brings me to the point that overhype has hurt Miss Fox in this discussion, and I feel it is my duty to introduce you to Isabel Lucas. The new Transformers hotness. But it’s your decision to decide if she is in fact hotter than Megan Fox. Maybe you prefer blondes? Here’s some visual stimuli.
P.S. Transformers: RoTF is a piece of shit. 1/10
