TOP 10 HOTTEST CHICKS WITH TALENT
Women seem to be the only creatures on earth that will compromise looks for personality traits. Well, I’m going to take a step forward for the progression of man and say I care about talent and looks.
Eva Longoria? Nope, not interested.
Marissa Miller? Thanks, but no thanks.
I want to wake up one morning and know that guys care - Know that guys want a chick who can sing/dance/drive/act and has a bangin’ bod. I have a dream that this list will open eyes and allow shallow men to appreciate just more than what’s under her blouse.
When you are reading this list, remember that their talent is a big part of their position.
TSF readers, I present you: chicks with talent.
THE TOP 10 HOTTEST CHICKS
WITH LEGITIMATE TALENT
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10. Sarah Silverman
As the most controversial of the list, her sense of humor trumps her visual faults. Forget for a moment that she played way down in dating Jimmy Kimmel, but her wit is sharp and her body is mountainous enough to land the #10 spot on the list.
9. Danica Patrick
A few months ago before winning her first race, she wouldn’t have made this list. She was hot, but way too over-hyped for someone who hadn’t even won anything. She’s bringing up the rear (pun intended) and earned herself the #9 spot.
8. Evangeline Lilly
If you haven’t seen Lost then you are lost with this selection. Damn you, puns. This Alberta, Canada native is the second most arguable of the list, not because of her looks, but her skills. I am a fan of Lost and she makes the show for me. She may not be the best actress in the world, but she’s drop dead gorgeous. Innocent look factor +10.
6. Natalie Portman
Natalie’s hotness and her talent go hand in hand. Not incredible but impressive. Any chick who can look good with a bald head seems like an automatic bid. She’s as cute as a button in 2001’s Garden State. Watch the scene in Garden State where she is listening to her headphones and tell me she’s not attractive.
5. Mariah Carey
This is a stipulated entry to the hot chicks with talent list because Mariah Carey had what I like to call a “hot chick turns trashy” stage. You know, like that smokin’ hot-new-girl from your high school who suddenly isn’t so innocent anymore and begins chain smoking like a chimney and sleeps with all the assholes on the baseball team. But, she totally redeems herself and comes out of left field in 2005 with a great album, The Emancipation of Mimi, and a great look. Well done, Mrs. Carey.
4. Amanda Beard
A gold medal and a body like that gets you a fast pass to the top 5 on my list. She was in the 1996 Olympics at the tender age of FOURTEEN. She has since then gained some assets and infiltrated the internet with soft core photos, but who’s complaining.
3. Angelina Jolie
What to say, what to say. The best lips on the planet? Check. Tied with Scarlett Johansson for the best body on the planet? Yup. It’s all about taste here, folks, but if you aren’t attracted to Angelina then you may be bisexual, bicurious, or fully homosexual. You’re telling me John Voight spawned that? Clap for you, sir.
2. Shania Twain
Shania Twain has gone by the wayside as of late. She seems to be declining in the pysically respected category. I don’t think I’ve ever read anything with her in a top 10 list of hottest chicks. Well, this is how we do things at That’s So Fetch…Shania, let it be know that you are still hot at the beautiful age of 42. Every guy reading this sentence right now would give a pinky finger for Shania Twain.
1. Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson’s body isn’t fair. Everything she has is natural. Not to get too homoerotic, but she has the best skin of any human being on earth. She’s a good actress, too. Check out one of her first movies, Ghost World.
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[...] Women seem to be the only creatures on earth that will compromise looks for personality traits. Well, I’m going to take a step forward for the progression of man and say I care about talent and looks. Eva Longoria? Nope, not interested. Marissa Miller? Thanks, but no thanks. I want to wake up one mo … Source: TOP 10 HOTTEST CHICKS WITH TALENT [...]
[...] Women seem to be the only creatures on earth that will compromise looks for personality traits. Well, I’m going to take a step forward for the progression of man and say I care about talent and looks. Eva Longoria? Nope, not interested. Marissa Miller? Thanks, but no thanks. I want to wake up one mo … Source: TOP 10 HOTTEST CHICKS WITH TALENT [...]
nice.
Mariah Carey should be out and Scarlett Johansson is marginally talented. Let’s go with Idina Menzel, Laura Linney, Carrie Underwood, Maria Sharapova, Misty May-Treanor. I would have liked to have seen them.
Talent notwithstanding, Marissa Miller makes any list with the words Hot Chicks in the title. Some alternatives for Mariah Carey, Taylor Swift, and Sarah Silverman who are talented, but hot? Notsomuch. What about Dara Tores, Joss Stone, Natalie Morales (Today Show), Nora Jones, Lisa Leslie, Natalie Gulbis, Hell… even Erin Andrews.
If you are listing country musicians what about Alison Krauss? Not only is she very attractive is probably one of the best country music fiddlers as well. Also she can sing incredibly well. When they were putting together the soundtrack for “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” and they needed a seductive voice for the sirens she was one of the voices chosen.
Amanda Beard is BUTT UGLY! Her face looks like Big Brown the horse. She may be a good swimmer, and has a nice figure, but put a bag over her head b/c that face is Phugly!
Kyle,
Taylor Swift writes ALL of her songs. Carrie Underwood doesn’t write any.
That’s the deal breaker for me.
- TSF
Amanda Beard has a Butterface! She’s not even close to Top Ten material! Check this out:
http://onirishroad.blogspot.com/2008/08/amanda-beard-wins-platinum-medals.html
Amanda Beard needs to be on the Top Ten List of Phugly Women!! I wouldn’t do her with my dog’s %^**&.
I know its not just me, but Mariah Carey seems ‘used up’ and slutty. Not hot
Mariah Carey should most definitely be #1. She is far sexier than any of the other ones on this list. A distant second would be natalie portman, then shania twain, then amanda beard. angelina jolie is a pig, and doesn’t deserve to even smell this list. Mariah Carey turns me on every time I see her, and I would do anything to have sex with her. I’ll bet she’s an animal in the sack.
These women are sexy.
You’re gonna tell me Christina Aguilera doesn’t have talent? Not only does she have an amazing voice but she’s stunning,even after giving birth to her son. In my opinion she’s 10 times better the Mariah Carey.
Dammit, there IS something about Sarah Silverman isn’t there!? I would like to see Shakira and Roslyn Sanches in there as well as Jessica Biel and Jordana Brewster. I don’t think Mariah Carey deserves to be there nor Angelina Jolie.
Mindy Kaling. She’s the cutest thing ever and hilarious and she produced a lot of the best shows on the Office. I like the fact that she’s curvy but still absolutely gorgeous.