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CASEY CARLSON CAT FIGHT ON TSF

Casey Carlson American Idol

TSF has turned into a virtual wrestling ring involving the highly mediocre, recently ousted American Idol contestant Casey Carlson.

Let me bring you up to speed: A couple weeks ago, I received this comment in my inbox from what I like to call “Casey Carlson’s digital bodyguard” – she calls herself “CaseWatch”. She is defending this post, in which I said, “I mean, it’s really sick how young women think they need to express themselves these days.  Racy photos where they’re one step away from showing their breasts to eager young men on the internet.  It’s appalling.” I was kidding, of course.

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If you’d do your homework, you’d know that Casey Carlson is a straight A student and a valedictorian from one of Minnesota’s top high schools, grounded, articulate, extremely talented and destined for Broadway and more. Casey has traveled the world, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she has friends and fans as far away as Africa or China! AND, she certainly doesn’t need to fall back on (not nearly as sleazy as Victoria’s Secret models) a bunch of bikini photos to get her to the top. Perhaps we are a tad jealous, now? Dispense with your faux-feminist attitude and watch out!

Casey Carlson boobed her way through the American Idol judging experience and made it all the way to the top 36, but wasn’t voted to move on by the home voters. She was awful in her last performance. Awful. I really hope Sting didn’t see this rendition, because it’s offensive. There’s no actual video of this on YouTube, but trust me, you don’t want to see her ridiculous facial expressions. So here’s the audio:

Which brings me to the latest in the Casey Carlson TSF drama. Found this over the weekend in my inbox:

I knew Casey back in the day and yes, EPHS is one of the top Minnesota high schools (filled with druggies and alcoholics) and yes, she was one of 14 valedictorians, but what most people don’t understand is EPHS lets students get away with whatever they want. My graduating class had 21 valedictorians…who graduated at the top of our class because they took a bunch of art classes and got A’s. Doesn’t make you a genius, but that’s just my opinion. She is beautiful and smart to try out for AI after those pictures happened to spread like wildfire, I’ll give her that. But she’s a Public Relations major, she knows the tricks. She is just a rich, stuck-up, brat who thinks she is God’s gift to the world, just like the rest of Eden Prairie. Sure, the calendar was for a good cause, but it seems to me that it was Casey Carlson American Idolmore about showing off her own breasts than saving someone else’s.

2009/02/20 at 8:38 PM

I haven’t released her name or email address for privacy reasons, which is surprising ’cause I usually don’t pass up the opportunity to post people’s information without permission. Here’s a screenshot of the comment – just so you know I’m not making this up. This is also a good excuse to post more of her Campus USA bikini pictures.




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