TSF GOOGLE SEARCH PHRASES PART 2
Back in October, I did a post titled “Interesting Google Search Phrases“, which gave you some insight into the funny phrases people type in Google that lead them to That’s So Fetch. Some of the more popular queries would be “Pop Culture Blog” or “Top 10 Lists”, but every now and then I get some really strange/funny search phrases that are worth telling you about.
Here are some that I have compiled over the last couple of months. These are all 100% real:
“miley cyrus getting laid”
Google searches through multiple postings on your website to find different words and this phrase leads you to the “Miley Cyrus” tag used on this website. No, I don’t have any pictures or video of Miley Cyrus in a sexual act. I enjoy not being in prison.
“youtube guy and girl petting scenes”
Something tells me that this was searched by a Central European. They’re weird. Probably German.
“hayden panettiere stick shift”
I can just see some redneck (probably from somewhere in the 30-mile radius of my hometown) looking for a badass cover for the stickshift on her used ‘91 Ford Ranger. Her name is probably Bertha and she lives in a motorhome in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart.
“hand tattoo porn”
Setting: 42-year-old male in his underwear, mid day on a Tuesday (non-holiday), still living off the residuals from a construction incident involving his autistic cousin, chicken wire, and a nail gun. He has a porn epiphany and decides that he’d be more turned on by sex tattooed on people’s hands. “The old shit just don’t do it for me anymore”, he says.
“casey carlson breasts”
TSF is literally the 2nd website listed on the first page of this search. I have a few people I’d like to thank: my parents for believing in me and giving me AOL access in 1995 and my 8th grade science teacher for telling me that I write “like a retarded 9-year-old”, deterring me from conventional pen and paper.
Check out the first list to see some good ones as well.
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