BILLY CORGAN AND TILA TEQUILA…
The earth just tilted even slightly more off axis and every Smashing Pumpkins fan has died a little inside after discovering that 90s rock god Billy Corgan is dating reality TV “star” Tila Tequila. The pairing marks the first documented relationship in United States history between a pygmy and an albino. I’m already taking their kids’ lunch money.
2:1 odds that Tila Tequila has zero Smashing Pumpkins songs on her iPod. The couple made their public “debut” at Bravo’s 2009 A-List Awards last week. I honestly can’t remember if I ever took Billy Corgan seriously, but now there’s no doubt in my mind that any music released while he’s under the wrath of Tila Tequila will not make its way into my iTunes library.
How about some “Disarm”? Good excuse to post it.
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“A-List Awards”???? Seriously? I mean tila is the definition of being famous for being famous. How is she A-list?
i thought she was right next to miss new york in the D-list