Archive for April, 2009
KATY PERRY(+BOOBS) IN NEW MUSIC VIDEO
I can’t pretend that I don’t like Katy Perry. She’s actually a talented songwriter. Not the best vocalist ever, but when Kurt Cobain and Bob Dylan sing, it sounds like they’re dying … and they’re still amazing. So that’s a non-issue.
Here’s the video from her latest single, “Waking Up In Vegas”, from 2008’s One of The Boys.
1. It’s a fun pop song.
2. She has nice boobs.
3. Her shirts and dresses in the video will make you happy.
4. She’s hot.
5. She has nice boobs
(see Katy Perry before she was Katy Perry, when she was known as “Katy Hudson”)
EMINEM GETS SERIOUS, NEW SINGLE “3AM”
Finally. A new song from the upcoming Eminem album, Relapse, with no satirical content or 50 Cent’s dumbass attempting to ruin a good thing. Eminem has released the single “3am”, a song in which he plays the character of a serial killer. Gruesome, true … but good.
The first time I listened to this, I wasn’t impressed. His voice is different this time around. But I gave it 2 or 3 more listens, and it started to really grow on me. It’s not on par with the best of his past, but it’s a good start. Decide for yourself:
See the Relapse album cover HERE.
See the TOP 10 EMINEM SONGS THAT AREN’T SINGLES.
MEGAN FOX IN A CORSET
The above picture is not Photoshopped, it’s from Megan Fox’s new movie Jonah Hex – see the rest of the pictures.
Which New Yorker has the hotter girlfriend: Jets QB Mark Sanchez or Yankees Pitcher Joba Chamberlain?
Just because you de-tag your embarrassing pictures on Facebook, doesn’t mean they’re gone forever.
3 amazing bands, Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam, and Kings of Leon will be headlining Austin City Limits in Austin, Texas in October. Road trip.
The Boeing 747 Intercontinental looks interesting.
Tailgating is half the fun of attending a sporting event – and Dodger stadium has killed it.
No commentsWTF? VIDEOS OF THE DAY
Both of these videos warrant a major “WTF?”. What the hell is that? I want that animal now. I want to hang out with it and carry it around in my briefcase. I don’t have a briefcase, but you can imagine what it’d be like if I did.
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No commentsTOP 10 HOTTEST WOMEN OVER 40
Would you look at that. TSF is maturing right in front of our eyes. Just 4 short months ago I was making lists about the hottest “chicks”, a term some women find degrading and childish. Well I’ve grown up ladies and gentlemen.
I give you the 10 Hottest Women Over 40. These are 10 females who have shed the “chicks” title and are simply just fine older women. Like a nice wine or aged cheese, these women get better with age.
Now don’t get me wrong, TSF readers. I know a thing or two about Botox injections and heavy Photoshop use. Us guys aren’t immune to such tools – but I’m just going to lay it out there: frankly, we don’t care. There’s your answer.
Enjoy the list.
THE TOP 10 HOTTEST
CHICKS WOMEN OVER 40
10. KRISTIN DAVIS
(b. 1965) Sex & the City
I shit you not: I’ve seen every episode of Sex & the City. Not because some chick made me watch it, but because it’s actually a damn good show … and Kristin Davis is the hotness. She’s too “girl next door” and doesn’t have enough sexy factor to move up the list, thus she lands at #10.
9. JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS
(b. 1961) Seinfeld, New Adventures of Old Christine
Every guy alive wanted to have relations with Elaine Benes. She only got hotter as the show got older. Julia hasn’t missed at a beat, and at the young age of 48, she’s still one of the top 10 hottest chicks over 40.
8. FAMKE JANSSEN
(b. 1964) X-Men, GoldenEye
Famke is European and has a weird name. We can neither confirm nor deny that she’s actually over 40. Who can trust European birth records? I sure as hell can’t. Look at her. She looks 19. Regardless, this 44-year-old is uber hot.
7. MARISA TOMEI
(b. 1964) The Wrestler, My Cousin Vinny
If you haven’t seen The Wrestler, go rent it right now. Literally. Not only is the movie incredible, but you get to see Marisa’s no-nos.
6. GINA GERSHON
(b. 1962) Rescue Me, Face/Off
I have nothing to say about Gina other than she’s hot. She’s had a below average acting career that’s been propelled by her perennial hotness.
5. HALLE BERRY
(b. 1966) Monster’s Ball, Die Another Day, The Flintstones Movie (LOL)
Halle Berry could easily be #1 on this list. I acknowledge that. But Teri, Diane, Elizabeth, and Salma just do it for me more than Mrs. Berry. It’s my website. I can do what I want.
4. TERI HATCHER
(b. 1964) Desperate Housewives
Teri Hatcher plays the sexy Susan Mayer on Desperate Housewives. I sometimes watch shows just for the hot chicks, thus Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl, etc. She’s still hot – and may be getting hotter and hotter as the years pass. A+.
3. DIANE LANE
(b. 1965) A Streetcar Named Desire, The Perfect Storm, Unfaithful
It’s impossible not to obsess over Diane Lane’s character in 2002’s Unfaithful. She’s ridiculously hot in that movie. Ok, maybe not her character per se, because she’s cheating on her husband the entire movie, but you get the point. Unfaithful is a must see.
2. ELIZABETH HURLEY
(b. 1965) Austin Powers, Bedazzled
Elizabeth Hurley’s hotness in 2000’s Bedazzled should be illegal. She should have been quarantined and questioned by authorities for being that hot. I wish they’d have warned me before I watched that movie in sweatpants with my friends.
1. SALMA HAYEK
(b. 1966) Dogma, From Dusk Til Dawn, Desperado
Salma Hayek is ageless. Does time exist in Salma Hayek’s world? The answer is no. She’s just not fair. I mean seriously. Must watch clip below of Salma in 1996’s From Dusk Til Dawn:
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
HEATHER LOCKLEAR
KELLY PRESTON
KYLIE MINOGUE
KATE WALSH
MARY-LOUIS PARKER
Other Top 10 lists you may enjoy from That’s So Fetch:
Top 10 Hottest Former Child Stars
Top 10 Hottest Chicks With Talent
NEW SONGS FOR YOUR iPOD (04.27.09)
KID CUDI
“DAY ‘N NITE”
I love this song and it should immediately be added to any summer mixes you will be making. The remix is much more dance friendly, but I like the stripped down version better. I hung out with Kid Cudi last week, he’s a cool dude. His album hits stores late summer.
TINTED WINDOWS
“DEAD SERIOUS”
Supergroup Tinted Windows released the first album last week, and “Dead Serious” is definitely the best track.
KELLY CLARKSON
“I DO NOT HOOKUP”
Great pop song. Actually written and recorded by Katy Perry, and Kelly Clarkson decided to release it as a single. Hear Katy Perry’s version here. Also, get “Long Shot” by Kelly Clarkson – arguably the best song on her new album.
GET MORE TSF RECOMMENDED SONGS FOR YOUR iPOD.
No commentsLETTERMAN CREEPS ON LAUREN CONRAD
So there’s this rule about dating. I’m in my early 20s, so this doesn’t really apply to me. I just look to see if they can drive to determine if they’re eligible. I’m kidding. 18+ for this buckaroo. Preferably college freshman. Anyways, here’s the rule for dating someone younger than you:
HALF YOUR AGE + 7 = YOUNGEST AGE YOU CAN DATE
It totally makes sense and it works with any age. Let’s try some!
We always round up, so 61 would be: (61/2) + 7 = 38
33 would be: (33/2) + 7 = 24
Keep that in mind next time you’re out Cougaring or mackin’ on some chick who could be your daughter.
Anyways, moving on. Lauren Conrad of MTV’s The Hills was on Letterman this week, and David decides to bring up a rumor that she has a sex tape, to which he tells her that he’d like to watch it. I enjoy the look on her face. Priceless.
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