TOP 10 HOTTEST WOMEN OVER 40
Would you look at that. TSF is maturing right in front of our eyes. Just 4 short months ago I was making lists about the hottest “chicks”, a term some women find degrading and childish. Well I’ve grown up ladies and gentlemen.
I give you the 10 Hottest Women Over 40. These are 10 females who have shed the “chicks” title and are simply just fine older women. Like a nice wine or aged cheese, these women get better with age.
Now don’t get me wrong, TSF readers. I know a thing or two about Botox injections and heavy Photoshop use. Us guys aren’t immune to such tools - but I’m just going to lay it out there: frankly, we don’t care. There’s your answer.
Enjoy the list.
THE TOP 10 HOTTEST
CHICKS WOMEN OVER 40
10. KRISTIN DAVIS
(b. 1965) Sex & the City
I shit you not: I’ve seen every episode of Sex & the City. Not because some chick made me watch it, but because it’s actually a damn good show … and Kristin Davis is the hotness. She’s too “girl next door” and doesn’t have enough sexy factor to move up the list, thus she lands at #10.
9. JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS
(b. 1961) Seinfeld, New Adventures of Old Christine
Every guy alive wanted to have relations with Elaine Benes. She only got hotter as the show got older. Julia hasn’t missed at a beat, and at the young age of 48, she’s still one of the top 10 hottest chicks over 40.
8. FAMKE JANSSEN
(b. 1964) X-Men, GoldenEye
Famke is European and has a weird name. We can neither confirm nor deny that she’s actually over 40. Who can trust European birth records? I sure as hell can’t. Look at her. She looks 19. Regardless, this 44-year-old is uber hot.
7. MARISA TOMEI
(b. 1964) The Wrestler, My Cousin Vinny
If you haven’t seen The Wrestler, go rent it right now. Literally. Not only is the movie incredible, but you get to see Marisa’s no-nos.
6. GINA GERSHON
(b. 1962) Rescue Me, Face/Off
I have nothing to say about Gina other than she’s hot. She’s had a below average acting career that’s been propelled by her perennial hotness.
5. HALLE BERRY
(b. 1966) Monster’s Ball, Die Another Day, The Flintstones Movie (LOL)
Halle Berry could easily be #1 on this list. I acknowledge that. But Teri, Diane, Elizabeth, and Salma just do it for me more than Mrs. Berry. It’s my website. I can do what I want.
4. TERI HATCHER
(b. 1964) Desperate Housewives
Teri Hatcher plays the sexy Susan Mayer on Desperate Housewives. I sometimes watch shows just for the hot chicks, thus Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl, etc. She’s still hot - and may be getting hotter and hotter as the years pass. A+.
3. DIANE LANE
(b. 1965) A Streetcar Named Desire, The Perfect Storm, Unfaithful
It’s impossible not to obsess over Diane Lane’s character in 2002’s Unfaithful. She’s ridiculously hot in that movie. Ok, maybe not her character per se, because she’s cheating on her husband the entire movie, but you get the point. Unfaithful is a must see.
2. ELIZABETH HURLEY
(b. 1965) Austin Powers, Bedazzled
Elizabeth Hurley’s hotness in 2000’s Bedazzled should be illegal. She should have been quarantined and questioned by authorities for being that hot. I wish they’d have warned me before I watched that movie in sweatpants with my friends.
1. SALMA HAYEK
(b. 1966) Dogma, From Dusk Til Dawn, Desperado
Salma Hayek is ageless. Does time exist in Salma Hayek’s world? The answer is no. She’s just not fair. I mean seriously. Must watch clip below of Salma in 1996’s From Dusk Til Dawn:
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elizabeth hurley in bedazzled so hot. haven’t seen the wrestler yet
Gina gershon. Fuckin’ A that’s some talent
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every man should appreciate an older woman. love the list!!!
I doubt salma has to use a life jacket with those puppies.
I have no remorse in taking home a MILF
Good lists… but Teri Hatcher? What about Mariska Hargitay? Or Gillian Anderson?
This is a really great top ten list, Elizabthe Hurley is still so fine. I think these are some solid picks from the list, what about Sharon Stone though and Michelle Pfieffer?
Lisa Renna
where the goddess is Mariska Hargitay? This is naturally beautiful.
You really have to dump Julia Louis-Dreyfus and insert Sela Ward in 4th or 5th place. I mean, seriously.
Demi Moore?!
Jeri Ryan FTW!!! Teri Hatcher is so NOT hot.
In less than 5 years, be prepared to put AISHWARYA RAI on the #1 spot. Not even Selma, as seriously hot as she is, can touch that exotic mama. All I can say is, DAAAAAAMMMMMNN!