I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
The real winner on last night’s American Idol wasn’t Kris Allen, it was new judge Kara DuiGuardi as she upstaged “Bikini Girl” and flashed her bikini-clad body to millions of Americans. Every guy in America was sitting on their couch staring at Bikini girl, but then Kara made us go “God damn”, because we know that chicks are way hotter when you don’t expect it. Like when you’re at the beach with your platonic female friend whom you’ve only seen in jeans and a t-shirt, and she takes off her cover-up and it’s at that moment that you realize you can’t be friends with her anymore. That’s how every dude in America felt last night. Enjoy.
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My new found respect for Kara gives her the big time props she deserves for this showing. She way out-voiced “bikini girl” and way out-bodied “bikini girl” and that’s not even giving any consideration to the probable 15+ years age difference. Right on! Way to go, Kara!