ANOTHER WASP WINS AMERICAN IDOL
Yay. Joy. Hell yes. Hooray. Jump for joy. Oh boy. Cool. I heard that. Murdah.
Kris Allen (right) won American Idol on Wednesday night, and as most people (with lives) don’t watch Idol, I’ll give you a recap:
Kris Allen is a boring white guy from Arkansas with no personality who wants to be Jason Mraz. He was the underdog to Adam Lambert (left), the flamboyant, white, gay guy who won over the hearts of many celebrities and the judges. Third place went to Danny Gokey, a run-of-the-mill white dude with an ok voice, good personality, and who survived so long due to pity points for his recently deceased wife.
The media seemed to rally around Adam, and as Kris Allen was announced as the winner of Season 8, he hung his head in shame disbelief that he had actually won American Idol. He literally didn’t even smile. It was a “WTF?” moment.
This marks two seasons in a row that boring-ass male WASPs from middle America have won Idol. I mean really, who gives two shits about David Cook? What a borefest that guy is.
1:1 odds Perez Hilton blames Adam Lambert’s loss on American religious values. He’ll pull a Kanye and say, “America hates gay people.” – or something to that effect.
I must admit that Kris nailed the acoustic cover of Kanye’s “Heartless”:
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Totally agreed with the heartless vid.
So Perez thinks its the religious factor?
Do I hear another prop 8 battle?
If kris one, he won. If Adam was such a hit (like entertainment magazine says he is) then he won’t need Idol fame to get anywhere. Not like Kris. Yay. Whoopie.Good Job.
At least I smiled!
Ahh, the complete Adam-wagon obdurate tinselness. The hype and superficial account. When we watch, say, NBA introduction’s, the visitor’s R given minute recognition, while the home team R given a show extravaganza, in which the fan’s R swept away by. But, many times, the visitors, the seemingly weak OTHERS, win. And rightly so. Adam, after observation(s), NEEDED flashing lights and stage hype sales to get the TINSEL recognition he recieved. The guy has range, and that’s all he REALLY has. Put away(as the “judges”-LOL- were supposed to HAVE DONE, but didn’t)his musical background and judge on EQUAL basis, we ALL would see his singing was not the best(out of the top 12). At his Top-Three Homecoming, where he sang “Black or White,” there was no superficial support for Adam, and he had his mic, sound, stage and fan’s to work with. HE STANK. This was supposed to have been his time, out in the open, with his truest of fans. Wow, the real Adam showed up, and it was not good. In his last two week’s on Idol he chose NOT to use much FLASHING’S or DELIRIUS hype, he did NOT do good again. He ruined U2’s amazing ONE, as he ruined many other song’s. The stage sales or, fashion statements, illusions, special-producer’s camera angles, the producer’s telling other media to promote mainly Adam, and the arrogance of Simon, were all decietful, self indulgent and delusioned. The bashing and degrading of the other Idol’s were insulting, dishonest, dishonorable and irresponsible. The real winner’s SHOULD have been Allison and Matt. Real deal, real vocals, no superficial hype required. I can’t blieve the lack of understanding what’s less than Psychology 101:this is Hi School Musical basic’s…”The heart’s of celebritie’s” and so called “judges.” Again, HSM basic’s. These people R human, and can be no more honest or responsible than any other given person. Human is human, as crime is crime. I LOVE ROCK, mostly Classic and 1990’s Alternative, but I jam to other great’s from ANY decade. Adam did not deserve besting Allison, Matt, Danny, Megan or Alexis. Megan?!, U might say. Yes, Megan. Her(and Matt’s)vocals were(R)tone-changing-notes, that vibrating singing is great. Matt is more special. He seemed to change notes within notes, while altering tones. Allison was simply power-house amazement. She did not just scream(like Adam is accustomed to)when she got loud, she hit the notes…Adam is screechie, redundant, castrati-like-flat toned. It was annoying and tedius. The hype is what many blinded themselves with, and the real talent was sent home when they(the five above)should have stayed…There R many Soft Rock or Mild artists out there, and they do great. Kris will be one of these. I love Metallica and STP, as much as love those Folk Rock song’s of the 60’s and 70’s.
One more thing, 2:it was after Paula Abdul’s comment(top ten maybe)about Adam being like Jagger and Tyler, that all four judges seemed to be afraid to criticize Adam. B4 then, he seemed to be FAIR game. Fairness is not what they brought to judges table. What they brought was a fixed tunnel vision, that saw Adam at the end(over the course of MANY weeks):It was friggin’ disgusting and tasteless. Paula, b4 Adam even started singing, was already smittened by him, he was alredy the champ, there was no need for the other Ten to perform. It was all SO evident, SO obvious, all on her face. Was this Fair? Any reasonable and mature person would say NO! Yes, NO! When Randy tried saying something micro-like negative comment about Adam, Simon and Paula looked at him as if they were Snake’s, about to to strike their dinner. AHH!!!, the absurdity of these “judges.” Every performance should have been judged as the first and the last, FOR EVERY ONE. But Adam was judged as if singing a musical(in which he IS great at), and not for popular music(which he was not good at).