LEIGHTON MEESTER IN A BIKINI, FINALLY
I didn’t know it on a conscious level, but you pretty damn well be aware that on a subconscious level during every episode of Gossip Girl I am just waiting to see Leighton “Blair Waldorf” Meester in a bikini. There are two smart people involved in these pictures: the dude who took them, and the dude who invented the bikini.
OK, I just checked Wikipdia because as well all know, it’s the #1 source of information on the ‘net. The bikini is a Greco-Roman invention, and it was indeed invented by a dude. Of course it was.
The only objectionable content in these pictures is atop her head. I just don’t think I can get on board with the Bear-Bryant-at-a-Miami-gay-pride-beach-party-in-1984 hat.
See, Leighton is what we dudes like to call a “normal” weight. All chicks that are super skinny should eat a cheeseboyguh.
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