That’s So Fetch – A Pop Culture Blog

Two Megan Fox posts in one week isn’t overkill is it? The correct answer here would be no. Seven Megan Fox posts in one week would be ample. Even chicks enjoy looking at Ms. Fox – why? because the female body is worlds better than the male body. Hair all over, sweaty, rough skin … where do I sign up?!?!

Elle magazine is for chicks – that goes without saying. I mean look at the cover. Can’t we get a little something, you know, for the effort? The picture on the right has a lil’ somethin’ somethin’. At least they have a video.

[see pictures of Megan Fox from 2004]

On getting down to 99 pounds while shooting Jennifer’s Body: “I decided I would turn myself into a zombie. I got super, super skinny, stayed out of the sun for four months, and got to where I was losing my eyelashes and my eyebrows.”

On wanting to keep the status of her relationship private: “No, I do not want to comment on my relationship, period. It’s private. It doesn’t belong to the world. It’s mine. It’s Brian’s. It’s not for other people to judge and talk about and write about on That’s So Fetch*.”
[*editor's note: Ok, I changed it to That's So Fetch from In Touch Weekly. It makes me feel better about myself. Leave it alone.]

[see the Top 10 Fictional Dudes Megan Fox Should Date]

On the theory that her sudden success emasculated Green: “He went through this already, and he doesn’t want it back–It was horrible. So he has sympathy. He’s the one person that I know that if I’m struggling and everything’s getting crazy, I can call.”

On misbehaving while growing up: “I was grounded for all my childhood. Not most–all. I wasn’t doing anything particularly crazy. I just never appreciated authority figures preaching to me.”
[interview source: Elle.com]

Thanks for the most boring interview of all time, Elle. Enough boredom, more Fox:

See the Elle cover video shoot here.
See the Elle cover video shoot here.
See the Elle cover video shoot here.