E’s NEW GIRLFRIEND ON ENTOURAGE
Entourage’s sixth season premieres this Sunday on HBO, and you know that it’s my job to present all new hot women of Hollywood on this blog. I actually have more female readers than male, but the choice to post chicks in provocative poses will never be compromised by the increase in female readership of this website. Even chicks think chicks are hot. Kind of like how they let hot women into clubs immediately and at no cost, and dudes have to wait in line for an hour and pay $40 bucks just to get in. Hot chicks = good for everybody.
So Eric “E” Murphy’s new chick is played by Alexis Dziena, whom you may remember from the Bill Murray indie Broken Flowers in which she is involved in some full frontal nudity (which I won’t post here, but who’s stopping you from Googling it…?). You may also remember her as Tris in Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist.
“She’s a jeweler,” Dziena says. “She’s somewhat bohemian, but not bohemian to the point where she doesn’t shave her legs. She’s a character who only wears her own jewelry and works only with natural materials. She’s someone very different for E. There’s a very big juxtaposition between Ashley and the other girls you may have seen E with.”
E is all of maybe 5′2 and gets the hottest girlfriends on the show. I’m convinced there’s a short male writer on Entourage who never gets action and wants to live vicariously through E. That or we know the show isn’t believable when Turtle is dating Jamie-Lynn Sigler, also known as Meadow on The Sopranos. Although I did hear they’re dating in real life - but I don’t buy it.
Let’s review E’s history of hot GFs:
MONICA KEENA a.k.a “KRISTEN”
A psychology student at USC who takes credit for telling E to ask Vince if he could be his manager.
SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG a.k.a. “EMILY”
Ari’s former assistant. She moved on to an assistant position for director James Cameron. Not E’s finest achievement, but notable.
EMMANUELLE CHIRIQUI a.k.a “SLOAN”
The goddess of all goddesses. The mecca for all straight men. The #1 chick on Top 10 TV/Movie Characters You Would Most Like To Date. The pictures speak for themselves and we hope to see more of her in Season 6.
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Monica Keena was in Judd Apatow’s one season tv show Undeclared. Good to see she didn’t disappear~
ALEXIS DZIENA…get rid of her annie rexic ass.
Even E could do better.
Clearly she will morph into a psycho stalker…way too predictable.
Let’s get some girls who eat meat on the show!