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COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS HAVE SMARTS?
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Who knew that the tryouts for Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders include questions like “Name one country that borders Iraq.”
“Suck and Blow” should sweep the nation - a game dedicated to getting hot girls to pass playing cards to each other using only their mouths. This game is not recommended for dudes.
Queen wants American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert to possibly be their new lead singer.
Jerry Seinfeld still makes more money a year than Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Will Smith.
Real Housewives of Washington D.C.? Yes, it’s in the works.
No commentsANOTHER WASP WINS AMERICAN IDOL
Yay. Joy. Hell yes. Hooray. Jump for joy. Oh boy. Cool. I heard that. Murdah.
Kris Allen (right) won American Idol on Wednesday night, and as most people (with lives) don’t watch Idol, I’ll give you a recap:
Kris Allen is a boring white guy from Arkansas with no personality who wants to be Jason Mraz. He was the underdog to Adam Lambert (left), the flamboyant, white, gay guy who won over the hearts of many celebrities and the judges. Third place went to Danny Gokey, a run-of-the-mill white dude with an ok voice, good personality, and who survived so long due to pity points for his recently deceased wife.
The media seemed to rally around Adam, and as Kris Allen was announced as the winner of Season 8, he hung his head in shame disbelief that he had actually won American Idol. He literally didn’t even smile. It was a “WTF?” moment.
This marks two seasons in a row that boring-ass male WASPs from middle America have won Idol. I mean really, who gives two shits about David Cook? What a borefest that guy is.
1:1 odds Perez Hilton blames Adam Lambert’s loss on American religious values. He’ll pull a Kanye and say, “America hates gay people.” - or something to that effect.
I must admit that Kris nailed the acoustic cover of Kanye’s “Heartless”:
