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Who knew that the tryouts for Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders include questions like “Name one country that borders Iraq.”
“Suck and Blow” should sweep the nation - a game dedicated to getting hot girls to pass playing cards to each other using only their mouths. This game is not recommended for dudes.
Queen wants American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert to possibly be their new lead singer.
Jerry Seinfeld still makes more money a year than Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Will Smith.
Real Housewives of Washington D.C.? Yes, it’s in the works.
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The real winner on last night’s American Idol wasn’t Kris Allen, it was new judge Kara DuiGuardi as she upstaged “Bikini Girl” and flashed her bikini-clad body to millions of Americans. Every guy in America was sitting on their couch staring at Bikini girl, but then Kara made us go “God damn”, because we know that chicks are way hotter when you don’t expect it. Like when you’re at the beach with your platonic female friend whom you’ve only seen in jeans and a t-shirt, and she takes off her cover-up and it’s at that moment that you realize you can’t be friends with her anymore. That’s how every dude in America felt last night. Enjoy.
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ANOTHER WASP WINS AMERICAN IDOL
Yay. Joy. Hell yes. Hooray. Jump for joy. Oh boy. Cool. I heard that. Murdah.
Kris Allen (right) won American Idol on Wednesday night, and as most people (with lives) don’t watch Idol, I’ll give you a recap:
Kris Allen is a boring white guy from Arkansas with no personality who wants to be Jason Mraz. He was the underdog to Adam Lambert (left), the flamboyant, white, gay guy who won over the hearts of many celebrities and the judges. Third place went to Danny Gokey, a run-of-the-mill white dude with an ok voice, good personality, and who survived so long due to pity points for his recently deceased wife.
The media seemed to rally around Adam, and as Kris Allen was announced as the winner of Season 8, he hung his head in shame disbelief that he had actually won American Idol. He literally didn’t even smile. It was a “WTF?” moment.
This marks two seasons in a row that boring-ass male WASPs from middle America have won Idol. I mean really, who gives two shits about David Cook? What a borefest that guy is.
1:1 odds Perez Hilton blames Adam Lambert’s loss on American religious values. He’ll pull a Kanye and say, “America hates gay people.” - or something to that effect.
I must admit that Kris nailed the acoustic cover of Kanye’s “Heartless”:
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The infield at the Kentucky Derby + mud wrestling co-eds = fun time.
Internet Wi-Fi on domestic flights is coming soon.
Time has a great article on the history of the ‘F’ word.
The Simpsons is getting broadcast in HD for the first time, so it’s only fitting that it has a new intro.
The newest American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi may be leaving the show after only one season.
Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick will be making a guest appearance on Season 3 of Californication.
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Britain is tiny. Isn’t it like the size of Alabama? Let me go check…OK, yeah, Great Britain is slightly larger than the state of Alabama, and roughly the size of the state of Arizona - yet, they can still have a show called Britain’s Got Talent. I guess London has a huge population, but they’ve got to run out of people at some point. Even American Idol is pushing it at 8 seasons, and we have 300 million people.
Anyways, the latest buzz out of Britain’s Got Talent is 47-year-old Susan Boyle, a woman who claims she has “never been kissed” and “lives alone with her cat Pebbles”. I’m not making this up, and by the looks of this video, I’m not arguing it either. I wish I was making this up.
She decided to sing “I Dreamed a Dream” from Les Miserables, and left Simon Cowell practically speechless while garnering a standing ovation.
Rumor has it that she’s in talks with Simon’s record label. I pity the man that has to find a way to make her marketable. Turn her into an animated character like The Gorillaz? Not a bad idea…
POP QUIZ!
Which one of the above Americal Idol contestants is blind?
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The O.C. and Gossip Girl creator is making a movie.
Obama gave the Queen of England an iPod.
The 50 greatest finishing moves in movie history.
Busted Coverage has the Hottest Girls of the Pac 10: Oregon Cheerleaders.
No commentsCASEY CARLSON CAT FIGHT ON TSF
TSF has turned into a virtual wrestling ring involving the highly mediocre, recently ousted American Idol contestant Casey Carlson.
Let me bring you up to speed: A couple weeks ago, I received this comment in my inbox from what I like to call “Casey Carlson’s digital bodyguard” - she calls herself “CaseWatch”. She is defending this post, in which I said, “I mean, it’s really sick how young women think they need to express themselves these days. Racy photos where they’re one step away from showing their breasts to eager young men on the internet. It’s appalling.” I was kidding, of course.
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If you’d do your homework, you’d know that Casey Carlson is a straight A student and a valedictorian from one of Minnesota’s top high schools, grounded, articulate, extremely talented and destined for Broadway and more. Casey has traveled the world, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she has friends and fans as far away as Africa or China! AND, she certainly doesn’t need to fall back on (not nearly as sleazy as Victoria’s Secret models) a bunch of bikini photos to get her to the top. Perhaps we are a tad jealous, now? Dispense with your faux-feminist attitude and watch out!
Casey Carlson boobed her way through the American Idol judging experience and made it all the way to the top 36, but wasn’t voted to move on by the home voters. She was awful in her last performance. Awful. I really hope Sting didn’t see this rendition, because it’s offensive. There’s no actual video of this on YouTube, but trust me, you don’t want to see her ridiculous facial expressions. So here’s the audio:
Which brings me to the latest in the Casey Carlson TSF drama. Found this over the weekend in my inbox:
I knew Casey back in the day and yes, EPHS is one of the top Minnesota high schools (filled with druggies and alcoholics) and yes, she was one of 14 valedictorians, but what most people don’t understand is EPHS lets students get away with whatever they want. My graduating class had 21 valedictorians…who graduated at the top of our class because they took a bunch of art classes and got A’s. Doesn’t make you a genius, but that’s just my opinion. She is beautiful and smart to try out for AI after those pictures happened to spread like wildfire, I’ll give her that. But she’s a Public Relations major, she knows the tricks. She is just a rich, stuck-up, brat who thinks she is God’s gift to the world, just like the rest of Eden Prairie. Sure, the calendar was for a good cause, but it seems to me that it was 
more about showing off her own breasts than saving someone else’s.
2009/02/20 at 8:38 PM
I haven’t released her name or email address for privacy reasons, which is surprising ’cause I usually don’t pass up the opportunity to post people’s information without permission. Here’s a screenshot of the comment - just so you know I’m not making this up. This is also a good excuse to post more of her Campus USA bikini pictures.
