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MEMORIAL DAY/SUMMER ‘09 PLAYLIST
Memorial day is upon us, and we will all flock to our local lakes, rivers, or beaches to drink a few adult beverages and enjoy (or not enjoy) the presence of those closest to us. Memorial day weekend is the unofficial start to the summer, and a new summer can only mean two things: a 2009 summer playlist and chicks in ‘kinis.
I have put together a mix of newer songs, most of which were released since last summer. It’s a list of primarily upbeat, mainstream tunes that can be enjoyed by all of your friends.
There’s something for everyone: your ‘roid-raged 17-year-old linebacker brother, your bi-sexual liberal arts major cousin, your backwoods aunt and uncle, and your ghetto (or wannabe ghetto) sister-in-law can find pleasure in at least one song on this list.
Lady GaGa is a great choice for this summer. All of her songs are party-worthy and she doesn’t lack universal appeal. GaGa, Kid Cudi, The Lonely Island, and Jupiter Rising are some newcomers for the summer of ‘09. Check out their tunes and add them to your iPod.
And if you’re on a boat this summer and you aren’t listening to “I’m On a Boat”…then you should be revoked of your boating privileges. ‘Cause you’re on a boat motherfucker don’t you ever forget.
Your convenience is my priority, therefore I have posted a player so you can listen to the songs, followed by an iTunes iMix where you can download the songs directly. Enjoy.
TSF’s MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND
SUMMER OF ‘09 PLAYLIST
TIMBERLAKE MAKES SNL WATCHABLE
In case you missed it: Justin Timberlake hosted Saturday Night Live for the 3rd time this weekend and brought some life back to the show. One of the sketches involved him playing an immigrant of himself, Cornelius Timberlake, whom the character was “predicting” his grandson’s (Justin’s) future. Hilarity ensues.
Timberlake then goes on to mention fornicating with Britney Spears and more. Check it out below - this is a must see:
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LEIGHTON MEESTER SIGNS A RECORD DEAL
One of the most gorgeous women on TV, Gossip Girl’s Blair Waldorf Leighton Meester, has signed a recording contract with Universal Republic Records.
Billy Bob Thornton offers up an excuse for this rant on a Canadian radio station.
“Hard Candy” and “30 Days of Night” director David Slade has signed on to direct the 3rd movie in the Twilight series, Eclipse.
Nirvana’s classic performance at the 1992 Reading Festival is coming to DVD in November, and it will include the band’s renditions of “The Star-Spangled Banner” and Boston’s “More Than A Feeling”.
Spin magazine has named America’s 15 Best Independent Record Stores, did your favorite store make the list?
CoEd Magazine has 10 Women We Never Want To See On a Hot List Again, and Paris Hilton is on it. Damn it. I love Paris.
Katy Perry in a bikini usually equals the hotness, but not this time.
The NCAA has given the green light to beach volleyball, or “sand volleyball” as they’re calling it.
Britney Spears loses her hair extension mid-concert. I LOL’d.
1 commentBRITNEY’S CAT IS HANGIN’ OUT
Hey, look at me. I’m posting a video that every other blog in America has posted today. A+ for the day for this buckaroo. Maybe there’s a few of you still out there who haven’t seen this video, in that case, this is some o-riginal shit.
There is one thing I can guarantee you all: the person who shot this is an idiot. Look at those seats. I bet you they cost her at least 2 hundred large. I’ve got an idea, pay some homeless chick $5 and a chicken sandwich to lip sync to Britney Spears songs for two hours from 200 yards away. What’s the difference?
NSFW and yes, this video is real. It’s from last night’s Britney Spears concert in Tampa. Hilarity ensues.
UPDATE: This video gets removed from YouTube on like an hour basis, just Google it if this doesn’t play.
PEOPLE STILL CARE ABOUT BRITNEY
Britney Spears kicks off the first leg of her U.S. tour tonight not too far from her hell hole of a hometown, Kentwood, Louisiana, in New Orleans. After a slew of number one singles and a hit album, it reminds me that her entire “meltdown” circa 2007-2008 was almost entirely planned. Allow me to explain.
With her career on the decline and slowly fading into obscurity, Britney hit that 10-year mark and needed a rejuvenation. Ironically, she resurrected her defunct music career by shaving her head and making K Fed look like Mike Brady. Not the conventional step to getting back the respect of your fans, but “pulling herself out of the dark times” earned her the admiration of countless followers around the world, giving her PR team the green light to announce Britney’s “comeback”. Call me crazy, but it’s true.
The woman who just 18 months ago was bashing car windows and losing custody of her children is now the spokesperson for Candie’s. A major company has decided on Britney Spears to be the face of their products. I haven’t deleted the Britney in my iTunes library, “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman” on repeat while I’m working on the site tonight. Truth.
WEEKLY POP CULTURE UPDATE (01.01.09)
KATY IN A ‘KINI
So here comes 2009. We will have a new wave of celebrities to make fun of and just like every other year, marginally talented pop stars will hit it big with a catchy tune about promiscuous sex and minor drug use. Kind of like a PG-13 movie. Maybe Katy Perry will go away, but with pictures like this, TSF isn’t sending her off into pop culture obsolescence just yet. Round of applause for Katy Perry’s voluptuous figure.
MORE OF THE HOTNESS
Sarah Palin’s 2009 wall calendar is evidently the number-one selling calendar on all of Amazon.com. I don’t know about you, but seeing the cover makes me want to look at more pictures of her gripping phallic, cold steel. The calendar features “never before seen photos, cellophane wrapped, and a pre-drilled hole for hanging” … that all sounds right up my alley. Especially the last part. buy it here
KEEPING WITH THE THEME
Lane Kiffin’s wife, Layla, is becoming one of the hottest chicks of 2008. Have you seen that Seinfeld episode where Jerry congratulates a lady on being pregnant and she’s not actually pregnant? I really can’t decide whether or not to point out her enlarged stomach … too late.
YEAH, HER TOO
Chase Daniel may be the winner between he and Lane Kiffin for the hottest counterpart. This is his girlfriend at the University of Missouri. Congratulations, Chase, you didn’t win the Heisman but you landed a Heisman-esque girlfriend.
BRITNEY + EYE CANDY
Two hot Australians and the new Britney. Even if you think the new Britney isn’t hot, these chicks should suffice.
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WEEKLY POP CULTURE UPDATE (11.19.08)
BRITNEY? … NOOO
Uh-oh. Britney Spears, the poster child of integrity, has been accused of being highly influenced stealing the song “If U See Amy” from Jessie Malakouti. I haven’t heard of her either…
The song is an upcoming track from her soon-to-be-released album, Circus, hitting stores December 2nd. The song that Britney is presumably copying, “Trash Me”, has basically the same beat, but different lyrics.
The first song is “Trash Me” by Jessie Malakouti, followed by “If U See Amy” by Miss Spears. Take a listen for yourself:
It took me like 3-4 listens before I could distinct which song was Britney. To be honest with you, Britney may have copied the song from her, but that chick is undoubtedly copying Britney’s style - which is highly ironic.
GUINNESS WORLD “RECORD”
For the biggest Mohawk ever erected on planet earth. You go on with your bad self. I would totally tell everyone I ever met about my seemingly impossible feat. It’d be my permanent Facebook status for years and there’s no doubt it’d be the topic of discussion on my daily MySpace blog. No … no, I wouldn’t. But, this guy does live in Nebraska and dresses like he’s at a Metallica concert in 1988, so this might be the most exciting thing to ever happen to him. Good for you, sir.
WHY AM I BLOGGING?
Here I am blogging on a website that makes about as much money as a hooker in Vatican City and this guy made $250,000 in profit from an iPod application.
[via CNN.com] “A former ATM software designer for a large bank, Demeter created “Trism” in his spare time and pitched it to Apple last spring. The company made the game available for download with the July launch of its App Store, an online provider of applications for its iPods and iPhones.
Priced at $5, “Trism” earned Demeter $250,000 in profits the first two months…
It can take dozens of professional developers and millions of dollars to create a video game for a traditional console such as a PlayStation or an Xbox. But the iPhone and the App Store have helped democratize game development by opening the field to any software coder with talent and a clever idea, industry observers say.”
see the story on CNN here.
QUANTUM OF SUCKACE
I have seen every single Bond movie. I can tell you that Timothy Dalton was, without a doubt, the worst Bond ever. But, Quantum of Solace, the latest installment in the 50+ year old franchise, is arguably the worst 007 film yet. First of all, one of the most important aspects to any bond movie, the theme song, was a great effort by rocker Jack White of The White Stripes and The Raconteurs fame. There’s only one problem: Alicia Keyes. Who knew Alicia Keyes’ voice wouldn’t be big enough along-side Jack White? She just feels lost in this song, which really brings it down.
The movie opens with a horribly edited, car-chase action sequence. Even for someone who enjoyed The Blair Witch Project, it was almost unwatchable. I had to turn away at one point because it was giving me a headache. You know a movie is bad when someone asks you “Hey, what was that about” and you have no answer for them. That’s how I felt walking out of this movie. I don’t give a shit if you think I didn’t “get it”…I didn’t want to “get it” because the plot was terrible. C-
SONG OF THE WEEK
Bruce Hornsby is one of the most overlooked musicians of all-time. Don’t act like you don’t sing-a-long to this when you hear it on the radio. Wait, do cars still have radios?
VIDEO OF THE WEEK
I would have gotten up and beat his ass - but I’m an irrational human being.
