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CASEY CARLSON CAT FIGHT ON TSF
TSF has turned into a virtual wrestling ring involving the highly mediocre, recently ousted American Idol contestant Casey Carlson.
Let me bring you up to speed: A couple weeks ago, I received this comment in my inbox from what I like to call “Casey Carlson’s digital bodyguard” – she calls herself “CaseWatch”. She is defending this post, in which I said, “I mean, it’s really sick how young women think they need to express themselves these days. Racy photos where they’re one step away from showing their breasts to eager young men on the internet. It’s appalling.” I was kidding, of course.
CaseWatch | viann.cabezal@gmail.com | 75.129.55.88
If you’d do your homework, you’d know that Casey Carlson is a straight A student and a valedictorian from one of Minnesota’s top high schools, grounded, articulate, extremely talented and destined for Broadway and more. Casey has traveled the world, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she has friends and fans as far away as Africa or China! AND, she certainly doesn’t need to fall back on (not nearly as sleazy as Victoria’s Secret models) a bunch of bikini photos to get her to the top. Perhaps we are a tad jealous, now? Dispense with your faux-feminist attitude and watch out!
Casey Carlson boobed her way through the American Idol judging experience and made it all the way to the top 36, but wasn’t voted to move on by the home voters. She was awful in her last performance. Awful. I really hope Sting didn’t see this rendition, because it’s offensive. There’s no actual video of this on YouTube, but trust me, you don’t want to see her ridiculous facial expressions. So here’s the audio:
Which brings me to the latest in the Casey Carlson TSF drama. Found this over the weekend in my inbox:
I knew Casey back in the day and yes, EPHS is one of the top Minnesota high schools (filled with druggies and alcoholics) and yes, she was one of 14 valedictorians, but what most people don’t understand is EPHS lets students get away with whatever they want. My graduating class had 21 valedictorians…who graduated at the top of our class because they took a bunch of art classes and got A’s. Doesn’t make you a genius, but that’s just my opinion. She is beautiful and smart to try out for AI after those pictures happened to spread like wildfire, I’ll give her that. But she’s a Public Relations major, she knows the tricks. She is just a rich, stuck-up, brat who thinks she is God’s gift to the world, just like the rest of Eden Prairie. Sure, the calendar was for a good cause, but it seems to me that it was 
more about showing off her own breasts than saving someone else’s.
2009/02/20 at 8:38 PM
I haven’t released her name or email address for privacy reasons, which is surprising ’cause I usually don’t pass up the opportunity to post people’s information without permission. Here’s a screenshot of the comment – just so you know I’m not making this up. This is also a good excuse to post more of her Campus USA bikini pictures.
CASEY CARLSON’S DIGITAL BODYGUARD :(
It looks like the newest American Idol contestant, Casey Carlson has some people who really care about her on the internet. This was in my inbox yesterday from someone calling themselves “CaseWatch”. I thought the name was cute:
CaseWatch | viann.cabezal@gmail.com | 75.129.55.88
If you’d do your homework, you’d know that Casey Carlson is a straight A student and a valedictorian from one of Minnesota’s top high schools, grounded, articulate, extremely talented and destined for Broadway and more. Casey has traveled the world, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she has friends and fans as far away as Africa or China! AND, she certainly doesn’t need to fall back on (not nearly as sleazy as Victoria’s Secret models) a bunch of bikini photos to get her to the top. Perhaps we are a tad jealous, now? Dispense with your faux-feminist attitude and watch out!
This email is a response to the post directly before this one titled “I’M PISSED“. Casey willingly posed for some hot bikini pictures and I willingly posted them. I also posted her boringly marginal audition from American Idol that I watched live before all this shit and remember saying that she’s average but they’ll let her through only because of her breasts.
Go watch the video again. Casey Carlson is the perfect example of an average singer whom tone-deaf insurance salesmen in middle America think is “awesome”. She has no range and her voice would go great in a Disney On Ice production of The Little Mermaid or she could easily be one of those in-character singers on stage at Six Flags Des Moines.
But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. This e-mailer is truly disheartened by my comments and isn’t aware of the definition of the word “facetious”.
facetious: The term off-color humor (also known as dirty jokes or blue humor) is an Americanism used to describe various jokes, prose, poems, black comedy and skits that deal with topics that are considered to be in poor taste or overly vulgar by the prevailing morals in a culture.
CaseWatch describes me as a “faux-feminist” and tries to impress me with notes of Casey’s “world travels” and her grades in school. How can you read the post preceding this and describe me as a feminist? She also cites posing for CAMPUS GIRLS USA is “not nearly as sleazy as Victoria’s Secret”. You’ve got be kidding me. People who think Victoria’s Secret models are “sleazy” are the same people who are 30 and still refer to their virginity as a “personal choice”.
Love,
TSF
I’M PISSED
The accompanying picture wasn’t what you expected with a title like “I’M PISSED” … am I right? No, I’m not pissed about these pictures that have surfaced of newest American Idol contestant, Casey Carlson (right). I mean, it’s really sick how young women think they need to express themselves these days. Racy photos where they’re one step away from showing their breasts to eager young men on the internet. It’s appalling. I just wanted to show you guys how sick these photos are and that I hope this young lady learned her lesson.
Yeah, you would click these pictures to make them bigger. You sick, sick person.
Here’s Casey’s audition in case you decided to do something productive last night:
She can’t sing, but she does have a tan, breasts, and cowboy boots.
No but really, the actual reason I’m pissed this Thursday, January 15th, 2009, is my disgust in last night’s American Idol and Top Chef. Not that American Idol had any dignity left, but the “talent” they are letting through this year is painfully average. A bunch of assclowns who think they can sing because their dumbass families instill in their brains that they have talent. There’s nothing like some good ol’ tough love and some parents, brothers, sisters, second cousins, and fuckin’ uncle charlies need to understand this. Percent of people who saw the pictures and moved on to another website: 100.
Top Chef last night was the worst episode I’ve seen in the show’s four year run. Not that I care it’s a popularity contest, but it’s unauthenticity was more than evident in last night’s episode. The Top Chef judges (via their producers) chose to send home the 40-something housewife who’s a badass over the 20-something chick who can’t cook and has a fling with this other dude on the show, thus “making for better television”. No, they didn’t admit that, but it was obvious. Why I’m expressing this much anger for a reality show to a blog seen by potentially – at least – three or four people, I have no idea.
