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FALLON SPOOFS PATTINSON, RADCLIFFE
Jimmy Fallon has his moments, even if those moments are rare. But making fun of Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen in Twilight) and Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter in Harry Potter) will never get old - at least for me. Pattinson is a slimy greaseball who plays a character that chicks are in love with because he’s the “perfect guy” (that doesn’t EXIST), and Radcliffe is more or less one of the most annoying people on earth. Fallon as Pattinson describes Radcliffe as “bothering”, which couldn’t be more dead-on.
[see Daniel Radcliffe on TSF's Top 10 Celebrities Who Need to Get Their Ass Kicked]
Golf clap for Jimmy Fallon doing something funny on his show.
No commentsMEGAN FOX FANCIES VAMPIRES
Well, I made an attempt a couple weeks back to name the guys whom Megan Fox should date, and looks like I was dead wrong. Ten choices and I didn’t even come close.
Megan was spotted this week with Robert Pattinson from Twilight at the Los Angeles Palihouse Hotel, where the two drank into the wee hours of the night and were spotted together the following morning, most likely some canoodling involved.
Edward Cullen appears to have been the answer to the question: who is good enough to date Megan Fox? I’m pissed at myself for not calling that one. I mean look at her, of course she likes blood-sucking vampires.
There isn’t another woman on earth who can pull off a tank-top better than Megan Fox. She makes basic clothing look extremely hot. She’s also an iPhone user, which gives nerds and liberal arts majors boners. I can only think of a few things I wouldn’t do for Megan Fox’s phone number, one of which is watching a soccer game in its entirety.
TINA FEY MISTAKES ROBERT PATTINSON FOR SATAN
Tuesday night on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, TSF’s favorite funny chick was looking hot as usual. It’s a shame that Jimmy Fallon had to be involved, because we would have preferred to just see Tina Fey interview herself. Everything she says is funny. No, really.
Robert Pattinson (right) is one of the most famous people on earth right now and you might not even know who he is. He plays the part of Edward Cullen in Twilight and what Megan Fox is to 35-year-old married men, Robert Pattinson is to 14-year-old girls.
In the interview, Tina and Jimmy are looking at a picture from the Oscars, and Tina notices Pattinson sitting in her vicinity, but is unsure as to who he is - at which point she asks, “Is that the devil?”
Three reasons to watch the interview: Tina Fey is smokin’ hot, Tina Fey is hilarious, and to see Jimmy Fallon laugh like a school girl at everything she says, including clapping when the audience claps - which is something he needs to stop doing immediately.
In case you missed it, TSF live blogged the entire first episode of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.
