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E’s NEW GIRLFRIEND ON ENTOURAGE
Entourage’s sixth season premieres this Sunday on HBO, and you know that it’s my job to present all new hot women of Hollywood on this blog. I actually have more female readers than male, but the choice to post chicks in provocative poses will never be compromised by the increase in female readership of this website. Even chicks think chicks are hot. Kind of like how they let hot women into clubs immediately and at no cost, and dudes have to wait in line for an hour and pay $40 bucks just to get in. Hot chicks = good for everybody.
So Eric “E” Murphy’s new chick is played by Alexis Dziena, whom you may remember from the Bill Murray indie Broken Flowers in which she is involved in some full frontal nudity (which I won’t post here, but who’s stopping you from Googling it…?). You may also remember her as Tris in Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist.
“She’s a jeweler,” Dziena says. “She’s somewhat bohemian, but not bohemian to the point where she doesn’t shave her legs. She’s a character who only wears her own jewelry and works only with natural materials. She’s someone very different for E. There’s a very big juxtaposition between Ashley and the other girls you may have seen E with.”
E is all of maybe 5′2 and gets the hottest girlfriends on the show. I’m convinced there’s a short male writer on Entourage who never gets action and wants to live vicariously through E. That or we know the show isn’t believable when Turtle is dating Jamie-Lynn Sigler, also known as Meadow on The Sopranos. Although I did hear they’re dating in real life - but I don’t buy it.
Let’s review E’s history of hot GFs:
MONICA KEENA a.k.a “KRISTEN”
A psychology student at USC who takes credit for telling E to ask Vince if he could be his manager.
SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG a.k.a. “EMILY”
Ari’s former assistant. She moved on to an assistant position for director James Cameron. Not E’s finest achievement, but notable.
EMMANUELLE CHIRIQUI a.k.a “SLOAN”
The goddess of all goddesses. The mecca for all straight men. The #1 chick on Top 10 TV/Movie Characters You Would Most Like To Date. The pictures speak for themselves and we hope to see more of her in Season 6.
THE HOTTEST 38-YEAR-OLD ON EARTH
Who: Perrey Reeves
What: Most recently known as the recurring role “Mrs. Ari” on HBO’s Entourage. She is the on-screen wife of Ari Gold, agent of Vincent Chase.
Why: Perrey Reeves, aka Mrs. Ari, is arguable hotter than Emmanuelle Chiriqui, whom is 7 years her junior. That’s So Fetch would like to officially announce Miss Reeves as THE hottest 38-year-old on planet earth. As I was watching Season 5 of Entourage this week, I was noticing that she has only gotten hotter with age.
Yes, you might say that Mrs. Ari has always been bangin’, but one must recognize a woman who ages like a fine wine. Congratulations, Perrey, you and your body deserve this recognition of excellence in the visual stimulus.
When she hits 40, she will be catapulted to the top 3 of this list.
Evidence:
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WHAT YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING
ENTOURAGE SEASON 5
Just recently added to the iTunes online store, season 5 of HBO’s Entourage has picked up where season 3 left off - and I’m not talking about plot development. Season 4 was an abomination to one of the best guy shows in history, and the fifth season is a definite return to superiority. I was checking at least once a week on iTunes for these to get added since I haven’t had HBO in a couple of years, and they were finally added. It was about time, and the wait was worth it.
CALIFORNICATION SEASON 2
Assuming that you’ve seen the first season of this incredible show, the second season is arguably better. With Curb Your Enthusiasm on a hiatus, Showtime’s Californication has taken over the title as the best show on TV. It’s dramatic, funny, and without-a-doubt one of the raciest shows of all time. Go watch it and tell me you don’t want to be Hank Moody (Duchovny) when you grow up.
KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST
(BRAVO)
Before watching this show on Bravo, I had only a small idea of who Kathy Griffin was or why she’s relevant. I surprised myself when I saw the first episode of this show and fell in love with her sense of humor. Dry humor goes a long way, and she’s damn good at making fun of people without them knowing. The episode where she goes shopping with Paris Hilton (above) is priceless. When you’re flipping through channels and see this, stop and watch for a minute. It’s hi-larious.
No commentsSPIKE TV TO AIR ENTOURAGE RERUNS
How much is an episode of HBO’s Sex-&-The-City-the-Guy-Version hit show Entourage worth? Roughly $600,000 - that’s how much the television network Spike TV will pay for the 78-episode back catalog of the show. Spike will air episodes from all previous five seasons, and will have the rights to any new episodes from the upcoming sixth season and beyond.
Spike’s sister station, Comedy Central, will also gain the rights to air the episodes. HBO is currently shopping the rights of Curb Your Enthusiasm and a second run of Sex & The City to other networks for syndication.
This is great news for those of us who can’t afford HBO. We can now live vicariously through Vincent Chase for free from the comfort of our own homes. But don’t worry - the first and second seasons are the best anyways, so if you haven’t seen Entourage before, be sure to check out the upcoming schedule on Spike starting in January 2010.
Enjoy this clip for the time being.
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WEEKLY POP CULTURE UPDATE (9.11.08)
ALBUM OF THE WEEK
Mitch Hedberg - Do You Believe In Gosh?
The late great Mitch Hedberg has posthumously released a new comedy album entitled Do You Believe In Gosh? I had a chance to listen to it - and as usual - it’s hilarious. If you’ve never listened to Mitch Hedberg, buy this album as an early Christmas present for yourself- oh wait - Napster let’s you listen to songs for free? Sweet. Listen to the entire album here.
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE PINK?
You’re telling me that the smartest, most advanced creatures on earth have downloaded so many copies of Pink’s new song, “So What”, that it is now the #1 selling song on iTunes? What is so likable about Pink other than she can’t sing, she’s ob-fuckin’-noxious, and she is the least marketable person on the planet. Who is identifying with her image? There can’t be that many pissed off lesbians downloading on iTunes…
METALLICA’S NEW ALBUM - ON A FRIDAY?
CDs and DVDs have been released on Tuesdays for as long as I can remember - so what’s the deal with Metallica releasing their newest effort, Death Magnetic, on a Friday? Can I get some information? I decided to download one of four of their newest singles on iTunes, “Cyanide” - not a bad track. Hetfield has lost it a bit, but the rest of the band still rocks pretty hard.
ENTOURAGE PREMIER BOMBS
Bad news for the fab four - Entourage’s Season 5 Premier on Sunday achieved an abysmal 1.0 rating. It must be attributed to the fact that Season 4 was shit compared to the rest of the series. As TSF readers know, I am a huge Entourage fan. It earned a spot on my Top 6 TV Shows of The 2000s list.
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SONGS OF THE WEEK
Pomeroy - “Elevate“
Ween - “Piss Up A Rope“
VIDEO OF THE WEEK
This is genius.
PICTURES OF THE WEEK
