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SCARLETT JOHANSSON, MICKEY ROURKE JOIN IRON MAN 2 CAST
Iron Man 2 just got a lot hotter, and I’m not talking about Scarlett Johansson. Have you seen Mickey Rourke’s ass in tight pants? No – really – I’m referring to Scarlett Johansson becoming the newest addition to the Iron Man 2 cast, set for release in May of 2010.
Johansson will star alongside Robert Downey Jr. in the summer Blockbuster as the Russian villain Black Widow. She replaces Emily Blunt because of “scheduling conflicts”, which is code for “your breasts aren’t as supple as Scarlett’s, bitch”. You all remember her as Meryl Streep’s assistant in The Devil Wears Prada. Not horse face, but the other one.
Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler) will play some dude named “Ivan”. Comic book nerds and other people who’ve never seen a vagina would know who that is, but I don’t.
By the way, stop thinking about it and just go rent Vicki, Cristina, Barcelona.
