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Top 10 Most Overplayed Songs At College Parties/College Bars
If you’re like me, you love the smell of mildewed beer in the morning - that smell after a college party with 4 kegs of Natural Light or Milwaukee’s best. The bathroom has a caked over, black layer of filth on the floor and the toilet is clogged from that freshman co-ed’s Mexican food vomit (she needs to learn how to drink, this is a public school damn it).
At any moment in the night you can walk into any college party in America and hear one of these songs being played from the sonically compromised, low-fi stereo and they have separated the left and right speaker, sending one to the living room and the other to the porch. If it’s a frat party, no one cares about destroying the house because subservient pledges will take care of it in the morning.
Whilst you are reading this list, just envision that ego-maniac dressed like he’s in a box at the Kentucky Derby pumping his fist in the air screaming the lyrics to his favorite overplayed song. He hasn’t purchased an album since the 90s and his iPod is basically a 100 song mix tape.
10. Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
9. Garth Brooks - Friends In Low Places
8. Van Halen - Runnin’ With The Devil
7. Boston - More Than A Feeling
6. Anything by Jack Johnson or any other marginally talented acoustic guitar-based singer
5. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama
4. Rick Springfield - Jessie’s Girl
3. Anything by or featuring Lil Wayne
2. Bon Jovi - Livin’ On A Prayer
1. Journey - Don’t Stop Believin’
^if you don’t hear this song at a party, you aren’t at a party.
50 Year Old Man Falls Asleep To Rap Music
After a night of drinking in bars that only play rap music, it’s only fitting that once you return to the safety of your hotel room, you direct your iPod to your “Fresh Cuts 2008″ mix (I didn’t make this up, that is the actual name of the mix).
That is exactly what my father (left) decided to do last night. As I lie in the other bed of the hotel room, I can distinctly make out and decipher every word from his rap collection. Maybe he was dreaming he was still in the club?
I bring to you the actual songs played last night from my dad’s iPod while trying to fall asleep.
THE TOP 5 SONGS OF ALL TIME
TO FALL ASLEEP TO:
(ACCORDING TO j.$tone’s DAD)
5. Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
4. Ray J - Sexy Can I
3. Usher - In This Club
2. Lil’ Wayne - Lollipop
1. Rihanna - Please Don’t Stop The Music
