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MEGAN FOX NEW MOVIE TRAILER, BOOBS
The trailer has been released for Jennifer’s Body, the latest movie in Megan Fox’s attempt to try and prove to us all that she can be the lead in a major motion picture. While she may be as hot as Angelina, she ain’t got the acting chops to be an Angelina Jolie. Call me crazy.
Jennifer’s Body stars Fox, Amanda Seyfried (Mean Girls), Adam Brody (The O.C.), and Amy Sedaris. It’s the sophomore effort from screenwriter Diablo Cody who brought you bundles of annoyance in the teen-girl-gets-pregnant indie hit Juno in 2007.
“A newly possessed cheerleader (Fox) turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror?” A plot that will lead me to maybe catch this on a premium cable channel or the edited version on TBS when I’m bored on a Tuesday night two years from now.
Jennifer’s Body hits theaters September 18. Check out the trailer below (NSFW):
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ISABEL LUCAS > MEGAN FOX?
So I saw Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen last week and a couple of factors kept me from walking out of the first summer Blockbuster of 2009 … and they were all female. Megan Fox, Shia LaBeouf’s onscreen mother’s sense of humor, and newcomer and uber-hottie Isabel Lucas. I was told by a friend that “if you think Megan Fox is hot, wait until you see Shia’s new chick in college.”
Skeptical and level-headed in my Megan Fox bias, I walked into the theater hoping that he was wrong and the queen of the sexytime would not be dethroned. Unfortunately for Megan (we’re on a first name basis now), her role was unnecessary and she was merely eye candy for the entire movie. She brought nothing to the plot development, but a little T&A ne’er hurt nobody.
Which brings me to the point that overhype has hurt Miss Fox in this discussion, and I feel it is my duty to introduce you to Isabel Lucas. The new Transformers hotness. But it’s your decision to decide if she is in fact hotter than Megan Fox. Maybe you prefer blondes? Here’s some visual stimuli.
P.S. Transformers: RoTF is a piece of shit. 1/10
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OBLIGATORY WEEKLY MEGAN FOX POST ALERT
Here’s some pictures of Megan Fox at the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen premiere on Monday in Japan. I can’t remember if Japan is in the future or the past - that international date line shit blows my mind. So when a human crosses it, we lose a day, if a dog crosses it, does he lose like 6 months? I can’t take credit for that joke because Chandler Bing said it first, but you thought I was witty for at least 2-3 seconds. I got a laugh out of you either way, so I win.
Did she buy this dress with the intent to show her leg for the majority of the pictures? Was this the intention of the designer? You have to pull that piece of fabric over countless times just to get the full effect of the dress. You think they’d cut (no pun intended) you a deal and hem the dress so that said amazing legs could be visible at all times.
As for the title of this post: while I doubt that someone like Megan Fox would actually use the word “Y’all” in a sentence, she is from Oak Ridge, Tennessee, which is exactly 168 miles from my hometown. Little things like that make me feel important and help me get out of bed in the morning.
MEGAN FOX COVERS ELLE MAGAZINE
Two Megan Fox posts in one week isn’t overkill is it? The correct answer here would be no. Seven Megan Fox posts in one week would be ample. Even chicks enjoy looking at Ms. Fox - why? because the female body is worlds better than the male body. Hair all over, sweaty, rough skin … where do I sign up?!?!
Elle magazine is for chicks - that goes without saying. I mean look at the cover. Can’t we get a little something, you know, for the effort? The picture on the right has a lil’ somethin’ somethin’. At least they have a video.
[see pictures of Megan Fox from 2004]
On getting down to 99 pounds while shooting Jennifer’s Body: “I decided I would turn myself into a zombie. I got super, super skinny, stayed out of the sun for four months, and got to where I was losing my eyelashes and my eyebrows.”
On wanting to keep the status of her relationship private: “No, I do not want to comment on my relationship, period. It’s private. It doesn’t belong to the world. It’s mine. It’s Brian’s. It’s not for other people to judge and talk about and write about on That’s So Fetch*.”
[*editor's note: Ok, I changed it to That's So Fetch from In Touch Weekly. It makes me feel better about myself. Leave it alone.]
[see the Top 10 Fictional Dudes Megan Fox Should Date]
On the theory that her sudden success emasculated Green: “He went through this already, and he doesn’t want it back–It was horrible. So he has sympathy. He’s the one person that I know that if I’m struggling and everything’s getting crazy, I can call.”
On misbehaving while growing up: “I was grounded for all my childhood. Not most–all. I wasn’t doing anything particularly crazy. I just never appreciated authority figures preaching to me.”
[interview source: Elle.com]
Thanks for the most boring interview of all time, Elle. Enough boredom, more Fox:
See the Elle cover video shoot here.
See the Elle cover video shoot here.
See the Elle cover video shoot here.
MEGAN FOX COVERS JUNE ESQUIRE
Esquire received extremely high marks from TSF for their Katy Perry photo shoot a few months back - a shoot that actually showed off her assets, something that we rarely get to see. And now they’ve done it again with one of the most visually appealing women to ever walk the earth: Megan Fox. She appears on the June 2009 cover of Esquire magazine (top) which will hit newsstands May 10.
You can thank me later, because what you are about to see is one of the best videos the internet has ever seen. While there is no objectionable content, I am proud to say this video is NSFW.
Megan Fox and NSFW go great together, and while the jury is still out on exactly why they filmed Megan Fox doing nothing in only a bra and panties - ok, I’m sorry, I’ll have to stop myself here. Sometimes my fingers just type uncontrollably, and I say things I don’t mean.
This is the closest you’ll ever be to waking up with Megan Fox next to you.
[click here to watch the video at Esquire.com]
[click here to watch the video at Esquire.com]
[click here to watch the video at Esquire.com]
UPDATE: I basically had a bootleg video on here before then they shut it down. Follow the above link to see the video.
1 commentMEGAN FOX IN A CORSET
The above picture is not Photoshopped, it’s from Megan Fox’s new movie Jonah Hex - see the rest of the pictures.
Which New Yorker has the hotter girlfriend: Jets QB Mark Sanchez or Yankees Pitcher Joba Chamberlain?
Just because you de-tag your embarrassing pictures on Facebook, doesn’t mean they’re gone forever.
3 amazing bands, Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam, and Kings of Leon will be headlining Austin City Limits in Austin, Texas in October. Road trip.
The Boeing 747 Intercontinental looks interesting.
Tailgating is half the fun of attending a sporting event - and Dodger stadium has killed it.
No commentsMEGAN FOX CIRCA 2004
Hey, look, it’s Megan Fox in 2004 at a Lakers’ game looking like your average 18-year-old. Sans tattoos and canoodling with a boyfriend who’s playing way out of his league, Fox hadn’t hit stardom yet - which is the nice way of saying she hasn’t earned a paycheck that can afford plastic surgery. I’m not saying she needs plastic surgery in these pictures, but it’s Hollywood god damn it, and 18-year-olds can’t get in the door without at least a nose job.
I think she’s had her eyes “done”. Is that even an operation? Making your eyes look better? I prefer the no-tats look, and anyone with a penis would be lying if they told you they wouldn’t jump off a high dive head-first into that glorious shirt. Look at the funbags on that hose hound. More pics below of her fugly boyfriend acting like it’s acceptable for a dude like him to be seen with a 10. No wonder she wasn’t famous yet.
What do you guys think? Plastic surgery: yes or no?
Check out the Top 10 Fictional Dudes Megan Fox Should Date.
