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JESSICA SZOHR EATS CAKE, LOOKS HOT

Jessica Szohr

What’s the obsession with hot chicks and food? It’s not a new thing. George Costanza enjoyed combining his two favorite things – sex and food – but he got caught. It really just boils down to the fact that hot chicks can make anything sexy.

Why do you think that most receptionists and secretaries are women? Because women do things in a much more sensual and attractive manner. When clients walk in the front door of your building or office, would you rather them greeted by a hairy and sweaty dude in a short-sleeve button up, or a soft-skinned dame showin’ a litte somethin’ somethin’? There’s a way to run a Fortune 500 company here, people.

A hot chick could juggle newborn babies and men would find it attractive. Here’s some pictures of C-rate actress Jessica Szohr – otherwise known as Vanessa on Gossip Girl – eating and being hot in Men’s Health June 2009 Food Issue. 

Jessica Szohr

[see more hot Gossip Girl pictures here and here]

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