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MILEY’S HACKER, SAY HELLO TO THE FBI
You may not know Josh Holly by name, but his reputation precedes him. Holly is a resident of Franklin, TN (Miley’s hometown, and actually my hometown as well), and is the man youngin’ behind the hacking of Miley Cyrus and other celebs’ MySpace and email accounts, and also found and distributed the now infamous personal pictures of a 15-year-old Miley Cyrus in provocative poses.
Holly bragged about his accomplishments nerd boredom to a Phoenix radio station:
“I kinda got bored and just hacked her email from boredom. There are several pictures that no one has gotten a hold of yet that I want to save onto, and quite possibly sell them.”
Holly somehow acquired Cyrus’s cell phone number as well and would call her all the time. She finally answered and said, “I don’t want to talk to you – leave me alone.” Then she hung up, says Holly’s former roommate.
Get more info from the E! segment below:
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I SAW THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE
PREFACE
Before you read any review of Hannah Montana: The Movie, you must first know the reviewer’s taste before appreciating what he or she has to say. With that in mind, please note that my favorite movies are Pulp Fiction and Mean Girls. I am a 20-something, heterosexual male who watches just as much Gossip Girl as I do Curb Your Enthusiasm. I happily drink beer from a keg and I can tell you the difference between a 3-4 and a 4-3 defense. Bias would be a term rarely used to describe my judgement and taste in popular culture. Just because it stars Miley Cyrus, doesn’t mean I won’t give it a chance to entertain me.
REVIEW
I’ve seen roughly ten episodes of the hit Disney show Hannah Montana. Before seeing the movie, I could tell you that her best friend’s name is Lilly and her name on the show is Miley Stewart, not Cyrus – and that’s about as far as my Montana knowledge goes.
Hannah Montana: The Movie is highly entertaining and every adult who sees this movie will be hard pressed not to love the down-to-earth protagonist, Miley Stewart. There’s a reason that Miley Cyrus is famous, and as hard as you try, you still can’t justify why you hate her.
It’s not the Hannah Montana TV show expanded into a 90-minute episode – it’s a heart-felt movie that happens to have the same characters as its television counterpart.
The movie is fast-paced and you’ll secretly love it just as much as your kids or your spouse or your girlfriend. You’ll be unwillingly dragged into what you think will be 90 minutes of torture, and walk out singing “The Climb” under your breath.
When your girlfriend asks you to go see the Hannah Montana Movie with her, here’s your chance to quietly score some brownie points. Even though you read on TSF that it’s enjoyable, still act as if you’re doing her a favor. It will help your relationship in the long run, and not be a waste of your Saturday night. You can thank me later.
I’m not going to give this movie the usual “out of ten” rating, because it’s relativity to the other films I rate just doesn’t equate. It’s entertainment value out of ten? a 9. Maybe a 10 if Taylor Swift had a bigger role…
Don’t tell my friends I liked it.
ISN’T SHE LIKE…16?
Glamour magazine is for young to middle-aged women, and Miley Cyrus is a 16-year-old Disney Star. She is now dating a 20-year-old underwear model named Justin Gaston who met Cyrus when she was 15. When did it become acceptable legal for a 20-year-old to date a 16-year-old, and since when does Glamour magazine put teen Disney stars on their cover? Oh, and Rolling Stone, the rock mag that we all grew up idolizing, is now putting The Jonas Brothers and Gossip Girl on their covers. Are teens and tweens taking over all media?
A 40-year-old soccer mom is checking out at her local market, as she’s perusing her favorite magazines, she stumbles upon Glamour, the mag that she usually buys for “100 Ways to Please a Man”, except this time it’s covered by a loud-mouthed teen star whom her kids sing-a-long to in the car. Damn, I bet that’s going to sell a lot of issues. Miley Cyrus alongside sexual innuendos and softcore porn? Some middle-aged pedo-man at Conde Nast made that decision.
I guess this is a pop culture website and it is named after a high school movie and it does have Lindsay Lohan on its header, so I can keep Miley Cyrus on my radar.
RADIOHEAD > MILEY AND KANYE
The story coming out of last month’s Grammy Awards is that British rockers Radiohead refused to meet Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, resulting in Miley threatening to “ruin them” and Kanye refusing to stand for their performance.
“When [Radiohead] peformed at the Grammy’s, I sat my ass down,” said a disgruntled Kanye West during a taping of VH1’s Storytellers.
Miley responded to the diss with her extensive vocabulary and G-rated statement, “I left because I was so upset … Stinkin’ Radiohead! I’m gonna ruin them. I’m gonna tell everybody.” You’re right, Miley. People will be burning their OK Computer CDs in the streets.
When Miley referred to Radiohead as her “Rock Gods” and requested that her manager set up an opportunity to meet the band, front man Thom York rightfully said, “We really don’t do that,” which is one of the best insults I have ever heard. If I wanted to meet someone and they were like, “I don’t really do that”, I think I’d crawl into a hole.
“When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement.” Well said, Thom, well said.
TSF GOOGLE SEARCH PHRASES PART 2
Back in October, I did a post titled “Interesting Google Search Phrases“, which gave you some insight into the funny phrases people type in Google that lead them to That’s So Fetch. Some of the more popular queries would be “Pop Culture Blog” or “Top 10 Lists”, but every now and then I get some really strange/funny search phrases that are worth telling you about.
Here are some that I have compiled over the last couple of months. These are all 100% real:
“miley cyrus getting laid”
Google searches through multiple postings on your website to find different words and this phrase leads you to the “Miley Cyrus” tag used on this website. No, I don’t have any pictures or video of Miley Cyrus in a sexual act. I enjoy not being in prison.
“youtube guy and girl petting scenes”
Something tells me that this was searched by a Central European. They’re weird. Probably German.
“hayden panettiere stick shift”
I can just see some redneck (probably from somewhere in the 30-mile radius of my hometown) looking for a badass cover for the stickshift on her used ‘91 Ford Ranger. Her name is probably Bertha and she lives in a motorhome in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart.
“hand tattoo porn”
Setting: 42-year-old male in his underwear, mid day on a Tuesday (non-holiday), still living off the residuals from a construction incident involving his autistic cousin, chicken wire, and a nail gun. He has a porn epiphany and decides that he’d be more turned on by sex tattooed on people’s hands. “The old shit just don’t do it for me anymore”, he says.
“casey carlson breasts”
TSF is literally the 2nd website listed on the first page of this search. I have a few people I’d like to thank: my parents for believing in me and giving me AOL access in 1995 and my 8th grade science teacher for telling me that I write “like a retarded 9-year-old”, deterring me from conventional pen and paper.
Check out the first list to see some good ones as well.
No commentsOSCARS: UNDERDOG, FUNNY, WTF, HOT
UNDERDOG MILLIONAIRE
Slumdog Millionaire was the little movie that couldn’t, but did, and took home Best Picture and 7 other awards including best director for Danny Boyle. It’s best song award deserves an asterisk next to it due to the fact that Bruce Springsteen’s “The Wrestler” wasn’t even nominated, thus making the entire category moot. The Slumdog dude who won best song doesn’t even deserve to wipe Springsteen’s ass with his bare hand and anyone with musical taste knows this. Biggest snub by far of the night.
HOTTEST CHICK OF THE NIGHT
Newcomer and Slumdog star Freida Pinto wins. For more photo evidence, click thumbnails.
YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS
The Hannah Montana movie comes out in April and when asked about it, Miley Cyrus defined delusion and said she hopes it will bring her back to the Oscars next year: “I can’t wait, hopefully I will be getting [an award] for it next year”. She then tries convince the American public that the Hannah Montana movie is “a lot more real and a lot deeper than people would expect”. The guy interviewing her deserves a god damn Pulitzer for not laughing right in her face.
BEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT
Ben Stiller’s satire of the new Joaquin Phoenix as seen here.
This year’s Oscars was the best that I have ever seen. From the stage to Hugh Jackman and the great way they presented the best supporting and best actor/actress awards – all we can do is hope that other awards shows take notice and try not to suck so hard. I don’t want to name any names but it starts with a G and ends with rammy’s.
Vicki, Cristina, Barcelona was the best movie of ‘08, FYI.
10 WORDS TO DEFINE THE 21ST CENTURY
First, I must apologize because this is my longest post ever on That’s So Fetch. This post is a microcosm of why I created this blog in the first place. This post is my best attempt to define a generation; Generation Y, if you will. Those born between the early 1980s and the 21st century. Those born into a life with computers.
Every generation seems to be strikingly dissimilar to the generations preceding it due to not only cultural changes, but advances in technology. In the 21st century, we are upon a generation driven by the advent of computers, and more precisely, the internet. Being born in the early 1980s makes people my age one of the last to understand a world without texting, Google, or listening to music on anything other than a tape or disc. In the mid-1990s, chat rooms and instant messaging changed the face of social interaction, but texting, social networking sites, and video conferencing is shaping a generation.
Eight-year-olds with cell phones. Twelve-year-old girls taking pictures of themselves in front of mirrors for their MySpace profiles. Sixteen-year-olds who have never purchased a CD because all music is “free”. Adults who spell “your” as “ur” and update their Facebook status every 30 minutes because they think people care.
I know these aren’t all just one word. Just pretend they are…
10 WORDS TO DEFINE
THE 21ST CENTURY
NARCISSISM
If you have ever taken a picture of yourself and you’re the only person in the picture, this applies to you. Facebook and MySpace have spawned a strange sense of self-importance among American youth. Hundreds of pictures, most taken in some stupid pose in front of a mirror or what I like to call “The MySpace Picture”, where one holds the camera with one arm and snaps a photo of themselves in a “glamorous” pose. Usually perpetrated by underage girls baring their midriffs or depressed emo boys with stupid-ass haircuts. Otherwise extremely boring people thinking their lives are important enough to update us with their every move, whether they’re at the grocery or “out 2 lunch with tha gurlz!”, they seem to think we care.
BAD GRAMMAR
Before the internet, people actually had to write – GASP – on paper to each other. Spelling “your” as “ur” and “to” as “2″ wasn’t acceptable. But give a 21st century child an email address and AOL screen name and you will struggle to find at least an attempt at writing like an educated human being. Awful spelling and absent punctuation are commonplace in the 21st century. The shift key has become an afterthought.
TEXT
We all have that friend whom you will call and they won’t answer, immediately followed by a “hey, what’s up?” or a “you called?” text. Texting, instant messaging, and Facebook/MySpace messaging has made communication too easy and is ruining interpersonal skills. Keeping a conversation on the phone in the 21st century is like pulling teeth. Not to mention, hitting on chicks has become way too easy. Impersonal flirting via text and Facebook wall posts has made getting laid much easier for boring (or lazy) dudes.
MP3
In 1998, a computer program called Napster bent the music business over and made it it’s bitch. From that point on, music has become degraded and to this day, there are people who don’t pay for the music they listen to. The iPod and listening to music through the shitty speakers on your laptop or your cellular phone has become the standard for most American consumers. Apple’s iTunes is both the worst and best thing to ever happen to the music business. While artists are getting paid for their songs (as opposed to not paid at all), people are getting their music a la carte. Instead of paying $15 for an entire album, the average person will pick their 3 or 4 favorite songs and move on. That’s a loss of $11-12 an album. The “mix tape” has taken a whole new meaning in the 21st century and it’s slowly killing an industry that was on top of the world 10+ years ago.
CHILD MEGA-STARS
The late 90s ushered in a new kind of star: the child mega-star. Currently, three brothers (two under the age of 18) and Disney channel stars (all under 18) are the biggest celebrities in America. Fame is being achieved, and cashed in on, at younger and younger ages. Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers are walking dollar signs for deep pocketed corporate executives and are products, not human beings. I’m not saying that there wasn’t a fair share of child stars before the year 2000. We must not forget the Jonathan Taylor Thomases and Olsen Twins of years past. This century has bred insane parents living vicariously through their children and frankly, getting rich from turning their offspring into a product.
GOOGLE IT
Encyclopedias. Libraries. Books. Three things that the 21st-century person does not need because of one company: Google. We are obsessed with instant satisfaction and Google is the poster company for this necessity. Anything you want to know can be solved from a search engine. It’s like taking every book in every library in the world and condensing it into pages of text refined to your specific query. As someone born in the 1980s, I can say that I do not remember the last time I opened an encyclopedia or used a book for reference.
METROSEXUAL
Women’s jeans. Skin-tight clothing. Leather pants. Facials. Botox. Spray-on tans. Chest/Leg/Arm waxing. Somewhere around 5 or so years ago, all the aforementioned items suddenly transformed from taboo to accepted. A man without chest hair was suddenly “hot” and dudes wearing their sister’s jeans were picking up chicks. Straight guys in women’s jeans, a fake tan, walking out of a salon after a pedicure? No problem.
HEALTH OBSESSED
“OH MY GOD, high fructose corn syrup? WTF … I’m not eating that.” Eating a cheeseburger in the 2nd millennium A.D. is now equatable to killing one’s first born child. In a country where 20% of its population smokes, indulging one’s self in a milkshake or a basket of french fries has become a no-no. We live in a world where if a female celebrity gains 5 or more pounds, the media thinks she pregnant. A guy with some meat on the bones is overweight and love handles are frowned upon.
ADD
“Oh, my kid has two Fs, but don’t worry, he’s ADD.”
“Dude, don’t laugh at my G.P.A., I have ADD.”
At some point in the 90s, the amount of children “diagnosed” with Attention Deficit Disorder, or “ADD” as it is more commonly known, began to skyrocket. Parents began blaming the shortcomings of their children on a medical disorder, subsequently medicating them with prescription speed. I am just going to give it to you straight: children with ADD are one of the following: 1) bored with their coursework, 2) lazy, 3) stupid, or a combination of all three. I am not saying that every child claiming to be ADD is stupid, because being bored with school or laziness doesn’t necessarily make someone dumb. It’s an overused excuse for the below average test scores of incompetent children.
REALITY TELEVISION
A lot of things have been created that directly make the general population dumber. Reality television is at the top of that list. Telling you that I don’t enjoy a good dose of reality television every now and then would be a lie. The Real World and Survivor were some of the first, but the 21st century has brought upon the worst of the worst. Everything from Hulk Hogan’s family getting their own TV show to most recently, True Beauty on ABC, a show that searches for the “hottest” person in America. Reality is equally the same as turning on your TV and watching train wrecks. Scripted nonsense and unlikable characters make it one of the most embarrassing aspects of the 21st century.
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