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WHAT YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING
ENTOURAGE SEASON 5
Just recently added to the iTunes online store, season 5 of HBO’s Entourage has picked up where season 3 left off - and I’m not talking about plot development. Season 4 was an abomination to one of the best guy shows in history, and the fifth season is a definite return to superiority. I was checking at least once a week on iTunes for these to get added since I haven’t had HBO in a couple of years, and they were finally added. It was about time, and the wait was worth it.
CALIFORNICATION SEASON 2
Assuming that you’ve seen the first season of this incredible show, the second season is arguably better. With Curb Your Enthusiasm on a hiatus, Showtime’s Californication has taken over the title as the best show on TV. It’s dramatic, funny, and without-a-doubt one of the raciest shows of all time. Go watch it and tell me you don’t want to be Hank Moody (Duchovny) when you grow up.
KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST
(BRAVO)
Before watching this show on Bravo, I had only a small idea of who Kathy Griffin was or why she’s relevant. I surprised myself when I saw the first episode of this show and fell in love with her sense of humor. Dry humor goes a long way, and she’s damn good at making fun of people without them knowing. The episode where she goes shopping with Paris Hilton (above) is priceless. When you’re flipping through channels and see this, stop and watch for a minute. It’s hi-larious.
No commentsA PARIS HILTON DOCUMENTARY … FINALLY
Paris, Not France is a documentary chronicling the crazy life of the most talented important influential infamous of all trust fun babies: Paris Hilton. A look into the hard knock life of one of an heiress who gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to show up at a club or bar for 15 minutes and dance to her own songs (“Stars Are Blind” = hell yes). Directed by Tom Petty’s daughter, Adrian Petty, Paris, Not France “explores the businesswoman and the human being behind the public persona.”
I’ve never been so motivated to flock to my local cinema and shell out $12.50. That’s assuming it will make it to the big screen.
Back in September, Paris canceled the premiere of the film at the Toronto Film Festival, her rep citing that they wanted to “create more buzz - create some hype . . . We felt the impact would be more extreme if we had one screening.”
This trailer may bring you to tears.
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FOLLOW PARIS AND SHAQ ON TWITTER
Twitter has changed everything from a celebrity/normal people interaction standpoint. I just recently started following Paris Hilton, and I must say that she single-handedly makes it worth having an account.
She twitters literally ever hour or so, and not that I care what Paris Hilton is doing 24/7, but she posts a lot of pictures (top) - and as TSF readers know, I have an inexplicable crush on the heiress. I don’t even like tall blonde chicks, yet T Swift and P Hilton are high on my list.
[follow Paris on Twitter: babygirlparis]
The other is Shaquille O’Neal. He does a lot of updates from the road and offers free tickets to fans by telling them where he’s located, “The first to find me at [random store] gets two free tickets to tonight’s game”.
[follow Shaq on Twitter: THE_REAL_SHAQ]
You can follow your favorite blog, THAT’S SO FETCH, on twitter too! [twitter.com/thatssofetch]
No commentsLEIGHTON MEESTER SIGNS A RECORD DEAL
One of the most gorgeous women on TV, Gossip Girl’s Blair Waldorf Leighton Meester, has signed a recording contract with Universal Republic Records.
Billy Bob Thornton offers up an excuse for this rant on a Canadian radio station.
“Hard Candy” and “30 Days of Night” director David Slade has signed on to direct the 3rd movie in the Twilight series, Eclipse.
Nirvana’s classic performance at the 1992 Reading Festival is coming to DVD in November, and it will include the band’s renditions of “The Star-Spangled Banner” and Boston’s “More Than A Feeling”.
Spin magazine has named America’s 15 Best Independent Record Stores, did your favorite store make the list?
CoEd Magazine has 10 Women We Never Want To See On a Hot List Again, and Paris Hilton is on it. Damn it. I love Paris.
Katy Perry in a bikini usually equals the hotness, but not this time.
The NCAA has given the green light to beach volleyball, or “sand volleyball” as they’re calling it.
Britney Spears loses her hair extension mid-concert. I LOL’d.
1 commentLOVE/HATE WITH PARIS HILTON
I’ve admitted that I would love to hang out with Paris Hilton. No really, I would. Then I’d rub it in your faces by posting pictures of the two of us arm-in-arm, necking in the VIP section of some posh bar on the lower east side.
Luckily, someone made this video that summarizes Paris’s likes and dislikes into a short, 1 minute 40 second clip.
Must see: 1:31 cracks me up…
Someone important must read this blog and know someone who knows Paris Hilton. Tell her to call me - we’ll do lunch with her friends at this great Italian restaurant, where I’ll scald the waitstaff for even mentioning the word Spinach. I’ll pretend to have never met and not know any celebrities while I discuss with her how “everyone should win” on reality television competitions.
No commentsI WOULD HANG OUT WITH PARIS HILTON
In all seriousness, I would really enjoy spending a platonic evening with Paris Hilton. Tell me with a straight face that you wouldn’t enjoy hanging out with her. If she legitimately called you on your cell phone right now and wanted to meet up with you and your friends to chill, would you say no? Shit no you wouldn’t say no.
Even if I had to sign a contract stating that nothing physical would happen between us outside of casual flirting and light canoodling, I’d hang out with her 7 nights a week. Why is she so fascinating? You clicked this post for a reason: Paris Hilton’s name was in the title. Do you know why you aren’t famous? Because you aren’t interesting at all. You and I lead boring lives and no one else cares. Forget her parents for a minute, Paris Hilton has generated millions from being interesting. She’s a tall, hot blond who uses her fame to her advantage.
You know you’d buy her a drink at whatever dive bar you and your involuntarily celibate friends frequent. Whenever I stay at a Hilton hotel, I can’t help but think that my money will indirectly pay for a few of Paris Hilton’s Appletinis in some posh L.A. bar.
Do people who work for the government ever get pissed that they have to pay taxes, which is basically paying themselves to work? Ok, that’s enough. Here’s a video of Paris Hilton and Snopp Dogg free styling as some form of viral marketing for his new “M”TV show. I put the M in quotes ’cause I can’t remember the last time I saw a fucking music video on “M”TV and it makes me bitter.
This website, Pop Sugar, linked to the video and added the most FUN quiz ever. “Paris Hilton: Future rap star or should stick to pop music?” Then people vote on what they think Paris should do. If this is what blogging has come to, please lead me blindfolded into a cage with a Xanaxed-out chimpanzee who’s pissed he can’t go for a car ride:
