Archive for the 'Perez Hilton' Category
AMANDA BYNES WEARS SHORT SHORTS
Amanda Bynes pumps gas in short shorts.
The NHL’s MVP, Alexander Ovechkin, likes to drive 108.
Ashley Tisdale’s new song “It’s Alright, It’s OK” is a P!nk ripoff…and that’s not a good thing.
Forever 21 calls Kim Kardashian “plus size”, you can guess what happens next.
Perez Hilton needs to crawl into a hole and stay there.
The NFL draft is this weekend, but which draft hopeful has the hottest sister? LSU kicker Colt David. (NSFW)
TOP 10 CELEBRITIES WHO NEED TO GET THEIR ASS KICKED
I’m sure that each of these “celebrities” are relatively nice people. I wouldn’t want to necessarily kick all of their asses - it’s more like I’d rather see someone else kick their ass - like a midget or a paraplegic nine-year-old. Can you imagine anything more degrading than getting your ass kicked by a midget? Anyways, I left chicks off this list because, call me old fashioned, it just doesn’t seem right for a dude to openly discuss kicking a chick’s ass. Am I right?
Some of these dudes are a combination of annoying, lame, and lacking in any talent. Some of these dudes have insane talent, but still need to be punched in the face. Their annoyance factor weighs heavy in this list.
TOP 10 CELEBRITIES WHO NEED
TO GET THEIR ASS KICKED
10. JOHN MAYER
John Mayer has a lot of talent with a guitar in his hand, but too bad life exists outside of music. I cringe every time I hear “Your Body Is A Wonderland” and hear this jackass sing his songs of fake love. Then the whole Jennifer Aniston thing and his unwatchable show on VH1 that lasted all of two seconds. He’s the definition of arrogance.
9. CHRIS MARTIN
Coldplay is the best worst band of all-time. They make pleasing music, but it’s overplayed and way over appreciated. Coldplay isn’t even one of the top 50 bands of all-time, yet some people love to proclaim them as the Gods of rock after only 4 albums. Chris Martin named his son Apple and his demeanor is highly obnoxious. Apple.
8. JUDE LAW
Jude Law’s acting sucks. Jude Law’s accent sucks. Jude Law’s voice sucks. Jude Law’s hair sucks. You get the point.
7. RYAN SEACREST
I’m not going to lie to you people - sometimes I like Ryan Seacrest on American Idol. He can be witty at some points and make the show somewhat enjoyable, but the guy just needs a good ol’ ass whoopin’. Nothing too severe - like being bedridden for a few days. Just a few good punches and call it a night. His radio show is annoying and his pretty boy attitude has got to go.
6. NICKELBACK’S SHITTY LEAD SINGER
Nickelback. Nickelback. Arguably the worse attempt at rock music to ever reach the mainstream in the United States. Every single song is the same. It’s the same song over and over and over again … and then once again. The lead singer doesn’t even deserve to have his name mentioned on this list, we’ll just call him ‘”Nickelback’s Shitty Lead Singer”. I’d love to see this guy get his ass kicked by a nine-year-old softball team or a WNBA coach as “Rockstar” is played in the background.
5. CRISS ANGEL
There is one reason Criss Angel cracks the top 5 of this list: his new Las Vegas show. I saw it and reviewed it here. Go read that and you will understand why the guy needs to be punched in the mouth. I can’t stand his attitude and his lame attempt to dress himself. His show, Mindfreak, is somewhat cool, but his 15 minutes is about to be over.
4. MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY
He really should take his shirt off more.
3. PEREZ HILTON
Perez Hilton’s blog is one of the worse websites on the internet. He’s “famous” because he has the ability to regurgitate uninteresting photos and celebrity gossip from other news sources. His writing is awful and has absolutely no substance and his overuse of the exclamation point makes his website almost unreadable. He’s also ugly as sin and the self-proclaimed “Queen of all media”. I really don’t know if I’ve ever seen a less attractive human being.
2. DANIEL RADCLIFFE
Daniel Radcliffe, a.k.a. Harry Potter, has gradually become more and more annoying with each passing year - and he keeps taking his damn shirt off. I just can’t trust someone who wears a vest with nothing under it. Tell me you can honestly look at that picture and not want to punch him square in the mouth. If a ferret and a parakeet had an emo step-child, it would be Daniel Radcliffe.
1. DANE COOK
Let me just make a blanket statement: anyone who thinks that Dane Cook is hilarious has a terrible sense of humor. I really can’t think of a worse personality trait than having an affinity for Dane Cook. He’s bearable in Waiting, but he’s arguable the worst actor of this generation. He is the male Jessica Simpson. His “comedy” is sophomoric and asinine. He’s way too boisterous and loud. I’d love to see him get punched right in the face or bite it on a skateboard.
