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“COUNTESS” LUANN LOSES HER TITLE
So there’s this former model chick (who’s actually unattractive, but aren’t most models?) on Real Housewives of New York City who married a Count, and refers to herself as a “countess” just because she’s married to some dude she sees like once a month. I wouldn’t care if she wasn’t so verbal about her stupid ass title that no one in America cares about. Like really, if I met a Prince or King from England I wouldn’t give two shits. But this chick brags that she married into royalty or whatever a Count is. This is America, no one cares.
It’s kind of like people who have a PhD in something other than Medicine, and insist that you prefix their name with “Doctor”. Yeah, your PhD in geography impresses me so much that I’m doing to attach “Dr.” to your surname.
Anyways, the “Countess” and “Count” have now divorced, and LuAnn is officially back to being a simpleton. Housewives fans rejoice as her sense of entitlement was getting stale. Oh, and did I mention she got dumped via email? True story.
