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MARISA MILLER’S BIRTHDAY SUIT IN GQ
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Model Marisa Miller did a spread for GQ and the full picture is too racy just to plaster on the front page of a family-friendly website. That’s just something I don’t do. It’s the kind of picture you print off and cry yourself asleep to on a nightly basis. Click here to see the full-sized image.
If you’ve ever wanted to see Lady GaGa’s ass, here’s your chance - or if you if you’ve ever wondered what girls think about Lady Gaga vs. Katy Perry, here’s some thoughts.
I am linking to this mainly so I could say this: ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews took balls to the chin, a baseball that is.
Scarlett Johansson in provocative clothing for an ad campaign. Nothing to get excited about, but something to look at none-the-less.
The best commercial of the year, and it’s not even close:
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BILLY BOB THORNTON GETS PISSED
I love it when respectable actors think they can achieve equal success as a musician. Oh wait, no I don’t - I loathe it. I admire Scarlett Johansson and Leighton Meester on screen, but their music is unbelievably horrible.
(See Gossip Girl Leighton Meester’s attempt at music here and Scarlett Johansson’s here)
An actor, who we all respect for mastering a craft, decides, “Oh, hey guys, I’m a musician now!” To which we don’t even to pretend to care they have a “career” in music - especially when they act like infants.
I just came across this video of Billy Bob Thornton acting like a complete ass in an interview on Canada’s QTV because the interviewer mentioned that he’s also an actor. Yes, he gets pissed because the interviewer refers to his acting career.
It’s totally worth 13 minutes of your time. The awkwardness, the attitude, the unsettled band mates. Mad props to the interviewer for keeping his composure:
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SCARLETT IS A PROFESSIONAL
I’ve done so many posts about Scarlett Johansson, and let’s be honest, it doesn’t get old. She’s 24 people, it’s not stopping anytime soon. This photo shoot is for champagne called Moet & Chandon, something I’ve never heard of because a month of my rent probably couldn’t buy a bottle. Also something I can’t pronounce.
You should check out Scarlett in 2001’s Ghost World. Great movie. That’s your homework for this weekend: go rent Ghost World. Steve Buscemi and Thora Birch are great in it as well.
SCAR JO COVERS FRENCH VOGUE
I think I’m the only person I know that actually caught on to the whole “Freedom Fries” thing. My friends make fun of me for it, but I don’t care. It’s a good icebreaker for hot waitresses. It’s a conversation piece, really.
None of that is true, but Scarlett Johansson and her breastasis are covering the April issue of French Vogue. I went to Paris once, it was a Tuesday, and I wanted to see The Louvre … but it was closed - and I was pissed. Write that down for future reference. You can thank me next time you’re touring Paris on a Tuesday.
Dark hair: yes, no? Jury is still out. Too busy looking below her neckline.
No commentsSCARLETT JOHANSSON, MICKEY ROURKE JOIN IRON MAN 2 CAST
Iron Man 2 just got a lot hotter, and I’m not talking about Scarlett Johansson. Have you seen Mickey Rourke’s ass in tight pants? No - really - I’m referring to Scarlett Johansson becoming the newest addition to the Iron Man 2 cast, set for release in May of 2010.
Johansson will star alongside Robert Downey Jr. in the summer Blockbuster as the Russian villain Black Widow. She replaces Emily Blunt because of “scheduling conflicts”, which is code for “your breasts aren’t as supple as Scarlett’s, bitch”. You all remember her as Meryl Streep’s assistant in The Devil Wears Prada. Not horse face, but the other one.
Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler) will play some dude named “Ivan”. Comic book nerds and other people who’ve never seen a vagina would know who that is, but I don’t.
By the way, stop thinking about it and just go rent Vicki, Cristina, Barcelona.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS OFFENSIVE
It pains me to see a Hollywood star make a mockery of one of the best singer/songwriters of my generation. Jeff Buckley is a highly respected recording artist from the early 90s and if he hadn’t drowned in a tributary of the Mississippi river in 1997, he’d sure as hell be one step closer to the grave knowing that Scarlett Johansson butchered his incredible song, “Last Goodbye”, from his 1994 album, Grace. She recorded the song for the soundtrack to the upcoming movie He’s Just Not That Into You.
If you’ve never listened to Jeff Buckley, you are truly missing out. Grace is an earth-shattering and life-changing album that should be heard by the masses. Anyone who starts a rock band should be forced to listen to Grace for hours on end and take whatever influence they can from a sensational piece of music history.
Hearing Scarlett’s music makes me wish I only had four senses. Here’s her version of “Last Goodbye” followed by Jeff Buckley’s original song.
SCAR JO’S VERSION
ORIGINAL JEFF BUCKLEY VERSION
If anyone should be covering songs, it’s Jeff Buckley. His version of Leonard Cohen’s 1984 song, “Halleluja”, is arguably the best cover song of all-time, rivaling that of Jimi Hendrix’s “All Along the Watchtower”. This is one of the best vocal performances in the history of modern music:
Do yourself a favor and go buy Grace.
WEEKLY POP CULTURE UPDATE (9.30.08) + Criss Angel “Believe” Review
CRISS ANGEL’S NEW VEGAS SHOW = ATROCIOUS
So I was in Vegas over the weekend and had 3rd row seats for the “soft opening” of magician Criss Angel’s, 
of A&E network’s Mindfreak, Las Vegas Cirque Du Soleil stage show at the Luxor hotel and casino. Believe had a lot of hype surrounding it and the soft opening had actually been pushed back a few times for technical difficulties.
I’m going to get straight to the point: it was terrible. I love his show, Mindfreak, and I find the guy pretty entertaining - but this show was borderline unbearable. It was a mockery of the legendary Cirque Du Soleil style. Cheesy, not believable, and just plain stupid. The guy is a magician and it had like one or two magic tricks in the entire thing. There was some other “magic” worked in - such as making birds appear and disappearing acts - but they were absolutely awful. Towards the end of the show, they bring him out with a microphone and he attempts to sing and dance to his Mindfreak theme song. It’s laughable and sophomoric. He looked like a total ass. The show isn’t set to open for a few weeks and if they don’t get their act together, it will be shut down inside a year. Others agree.
BRITNEY SPEARS IS STILL TERRIBLE
There really are no words to describe how bad Britney Spears’s new song, “Womanizer”, is. Just listen for yourself….
SCAR JO IS TAKEN
A tragedy has occurred and it has nothing to do with the stock market. Scarlett Johansson, of TSF’s “Top 10 Hottest Chicks With Talent” fame, has recently wed Ryan Reynolds a.k.a. Van Wilder. At least that movie is marginally funny. He was formerly engaged to Alanis Morissette - talk about an upgrade. [link]
SONG OF THE WEEK
“Alabama High-Test” by Old Crow Medicine Show
from their new album Tennessee Pusher released Sept. 23
“StreetWars” WATER GUN ASSASSINS
This is one of the coolest stories I’ve come across in recent weeks. A guy in Manhattan has organized a 250 man game of an assassin based game called “StreetWars”.
from the New York Times [link]:
“…Mr. Deane, a freelance audiovisual technician, was becoming a player to be reckoned with in this year’s StreetWars tournament. With only a few days left, he stood a fighting chance at being the last person standing, the $500 prize in one hand and his dripping gun in the other. But with the pool dwindling, his own would-be killer could not be far.
When StreetWars started on Sept. 7, each of the 250-plus contestants was handed a black envelope marked “Shadow Government,” with the name, home address, workplace, e-mail address, cellphone number and photograph of a player to kill by squirting. After each kill, the shooter acquires the dead rival’s target and begins stalking this new person, all the while looking over a shoulder for whoever is hunting him. It is permissible to shoot in self-defense…”
NERDS OF THE WEEK
But they still don’t know what a vagina looks like…
from Science News [link]:
“…The Great Internet Mersenne Prime Search, or GIMPS, a computing project that uses volunteers’ computers 
to hunt for primes, found the prime and just confirmed the discovery. It can now claim a $100,000 prize from the Electronic Frontier Foundation for being the first to find a prime number that has more than 10 million digits.
Prime numbers make up the “periodic table” of numbers, the building blocks that combine to form all numbers. A prime number is a whole number divisible only by 1 and itself. Euclid in 300 B.C. proved that there are infinitely many of them (click for his beautifully simple proof). Still, that doesn’t make them easy to find. At the beginning of the number line, the primes seem to be everywhere — 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13… — but in the number line’s more distant reaches, prime numbers become elusive…”
FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL & IRONMAN OUT ON DVD TODAY
Both great movies. Forgetting Sarah Marshall is outstanding and Mila Kunis is unbelievably hot in it. Go rent it.
VIDEO OF THE WEEK
Sarah Palin in a 1984 Beauty Pageant … jackpot …
