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TOP 10 HOTTEST CHICKS WITH TALENT
Women seem to be the only creatures on earth that will compromise looks for personality traits. Well, I’m going to take a step forward for the progression of man and say I care about talent and looks.
Eva Longoria? Nope, not interested.
Marissa Miller? Thanks, but no thanks.
I want to wake up one morning and know that guys care - Know that guys want a chick who can sing/dance/drive/act and has a bangin’ bod. I have a dream that this list will open eyes and allow shallow men to appreciate just more than what’s under her blouse.
When you are reading this list, remember that their talent is a big part of their position.
TSF readers, I present you: chicks with talent.
THE TOP 10 HOTTEST CHICKS
WITH LEGITIMATE TALENT
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10. Sarah Silverman
As the most controversial of the list, her sense of humor trumps her visual faults. Forget for a moment that she played way down in dating Jimmy Kimmel, but her wit is sharp and her body is mountainous enough to land the #10 spot on the list.
9. Danica Patrick
A few months ago before winning her first race, she wouldn’t have made this list. She was hot, but way too over-hyped for someone who hadn’t even won anything. She’s bringing up the rear (pun intended) and earned herself the #9 spot.
8. Evangeline Lilly
If you haven’t seen Lost then you are lost with this selection. Damn you, puns. This Alberta, Canada native is the second most arguable of the list, not because of her looks, but her skills. I am a fan of Lost and she makes the show for me. She may not be the best actress in the world, but she’s drop dead gorgeous. Innocent look factor +10.
6. Natalie Portman
Natalie’s hotness and her talent go hand in hand. Not incredible but impressive. Any chick who can look good with a bald head seems like an automatic bid. She’s as cute as a button in 2001’s Garden State. Watch the scene in Garden State where she is listening to her headphones and tell me she’s not attractive.
5. Mariah Carey
This is a stipulated entry to the hot chicks with talent list because Mariah Carey had what I like to call a “hot chick turns trashy” stage. You know, like that smokin’ hot-new-girl from your high school who suddenly isn’t so innocent anymore and begins chain smoking like a chimney and sleeps with all the assholes on the baseball team. But, she totally redeems herself and comes out of left field in 2005 with a great album, The Emancipation of Mimi, and a great look. Well done, Mrs. Carey.
4. Amanda Beard
A gold medal and a body like that gets you a fast pass to the top 5 on my list. She was in the 1996 Olympics at the tender age of FOURTEEN. She has since then gained some assets and infiltrated the internet with soft core photos, but who’s complaining.
3. Angelina Jolie
What to say, what to say. The best lips on the planet? Check. Tied with Scarlett Johansson for the best body on the planet? Yup. It’s all about taste here, folks, but if you aren’t attracted to Angelina then you may be bisexual, bicurious, or fully homosexual. You’re telling me John Voight spawned that? Clap for you, sir.
2. Shania Twain
Shania Twain has gone by the wayside as of late. She seems to be declining in the pysically respected category. I don’t think I’ve ever read anything with her in a top 10 list of hottest chicks. Well, this is how we do things at That’s So Fetch…Shania, let it be know that you are still hot at the beautiful age of 42. Every guy reading this sentence right now would give a pinky finger for Shania Twain.
1. Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson’s body isn’t fair. Everything she has is natural. Not to get too homoerotic, but she has the best skin of any human being on earth. She’s a good actress, too. Check out one of her first movies, Ghost World.
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