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ISABEL LUCAS > MEGAN FOX?
So I saw Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen last week and a couple of factors kept me from walking out of the first summer Blockbuster of 2009 … and they were all female. Megan Fox, Shia LaBeouf’s onscreen mother’s sense of humor, and newcomer and uber-hottie Isabel Lucas. I was told by a friend that “if you think Megan Fox is hot, wait until you see Shia’s new chick in college.”
Skeptical and level-headed in my Megan Fox bias, I walked into the theater hoping that he was wrong and the queen of the sexytime would not be dethroned. Unfortunately for Megan (we’re on a first name basis now), her role was unnecessary and she was merely eye candy for the entire movie. She brought nothing to the plot development, but a little T&A ne’er hurt nobody.
Which brings me to the point that overhype has hurt Miss Fox in this discussion, and I feel it is my duty to introduce you to Isabel Lucas. The new Transformers hotness. But it’s your decision to decide if she is in fact hotter than Megan Fox. Maybe you prefer blondes? Here’s some visual stimuli.
P.S. Transformers: RoTF is a piece of shit. 1/10
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OBLIGATORY WEEKLY MEGAN FOX POST ALERT
Here’s some pictures of Megan Fox at the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen premiere on Monday in Japan. I can’t remember if Japan is in the future or the past - that international date line shit blows my mind. So when a human crosses it, we lose a day, if a dog crosses it, does he lose like 6 months? I can’t take credit for that joke because Chandler Bing said it first, but you thought I was witty for at least 2-3 seconds. I got a laugh out of you either way, so I win.
Did she buy this dress with the intent to show her leg for the majority of the pictures? Was this the intention of the designer? You have to pull that piece of fabric over countless times just to get the full effect of the dress. You think they’d cut (no pun intended) you a deal and hem the dress so that said amazing legs could be visible at all times.
As for the title of this post: while I doubt that someone like Megan Fox would actually use the word “Y’all” in a sentence, she is from Oak Ridge, Tennessee, which is exactly 168 miles from my hometown. Little things like that make me feel important and help me get out of bed in the morning.
