Archive for the 'TWILIGHT' Category
FALLON SPOOFS PATTINSON, RADCLIFFE
Jimmy Fallon has his moments, even if those moments are rare. But making fun of Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen in Twilight) and Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter in Harry Potter) will never get old - at least for me. Pattinson is a slimy greaseball who plays a character that chicks are in love with because he’s the “perfect guy” (that doesn’t EXIST), and Radcliffe is more or less one of the most annoying people on earth. Fallon as Pattinson describes Radcliffe as “bothering”, which couldn’t be more dead-on.
[see Daniel Radcliffe on TSF's Top 10 Celebrities Who Need to Get Their Ass Kicked]
Golf clap for Jimmy Fallon doing something funny on his show.
No commentsGO SEE ADVENTURELAND
Wow. Who knew that Kristen Stewart could act? Adventureland is a new comedy from Greg Mottola, the 
same guy who brought us the teen comedy Superbad. But forget everything you ever knew about Superbad, because Adventureland is a hilariously funny and heartfelt movie with likable nostalgia and awesomely outlandish characters.
Set in 1987, Adventureland tells the story of James Brennan (Jesse Eisenberg), a recent college graduate who’s moved back in with his parents for the summer and lands an awful job at the local theme park, where he meets Em Lewin, played by Twilight’s Kristen Stewart. Both Eisenberg and Stewart are fantastic. Their chemistry is lovable, and the supporting cast was spot-on the entire movie.
Adventureland has the perfect combination of great acting, mature and immature humor, awkward sexual angst, and sincerity. It’s one of the most well-rounded movies I’ve recently seen, and one of the best of 2009. 9/10
1 commentMEGAN FOX FANCIES VAMPIRES
Well, I made an attempt a couple weeks back to name the guys whom Megan Fox should date, and looks like I was dead wrong. Ten choices and I didn’t even come close.
Megan was spotted this week with Robert Pattinson from Twilight at the Los Angeles Palihouse Hotel, where the two drank into the wee hours of the night and were spotted together the following morning, most likely some canoodling involved.
Edward Cullen appears to have been the answer to the question: who is good enough to date Megan Fox? I’m pissed at myself for not calling that one. I mean look at her, of course she likes blood-sucking vampires.
There isn’t another woman on earth who can pull off a tank-top better than Megan Fox. She makes basic clothing look extremely hot. She’s also an iPhone user, which gives nerds and liberal arts majors boners. I can only think of a few things I wouldn’t do for Megan Fox’s phone number, one of which is watching a soccer game in its entirety.
TINA FEY MISTAKES ROBERT PATTINSON FOR SATAN
Tuesday night on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, TSF’s favorite funny chick was looking hot as usual. It’s a shame that Jimmy Fallon had to be involved, because we would have preferred to just see Tina Fey interview herself. Everything she says is funny. No, really.
Robert Pattinson (right) is one of the most famous people on earth right now and you might not even know who he is. He plays the part of Edward Cullen in Twilight and what Megan Fox is to 35-year-old married men, Robert Pattinson is to 14-year-old girls.
In the interview, Tina and Jimmy are looking at a picture from the Oscars, and Tina notices Pattinson sitting in her vicinity, but is unsure as to who he is - at which point she asks, “Is that the devil?”
Three reasons to watch the interview: Tina Fey is smokin’ hot, Tina Fey is hilarious, and to see Jimmy Fallon laugh like a school girl at everything she says, including clapping when the audience claps - which is something he needs to stop doing immediately.
In case you missed it, TSF live blogged the entire first episode of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.
WEEKLY POP CULTURE UPDATE (01.21.09)
THEY INTRIGUE ME
If you are reading this sentence right now and you have not watched Gossip Girl, I wonder how you get out of bed in the morning. This is without a doubt the most compelling show on television. The show stars not only the most intriguing on-screen couple on television right now, but two of the most interesting characters in TV history. In two short seasons, Blair Waldorf, played by the gorgeous Leighton Meester, and Chuck Bass, played by the extremely talented Ed Westwick, have captivated audiences with their immaculate performances. Chuck Bass is one of the most unapologetic and racy characters I’ve ever watched and Blair Waldorf is the little miss perfect compliment to his highly dynamic character. Plus Leighton Meester is one hot piece of A, especially when she’s pisssssed. Watch this show. Start from the beginning.
GRAN TORINO
This movie was so god damn good that people in the Manhattan theater where I saw it clapped after it was over. I haven’t seen people clap after a movie since the Death Star’s demise in the 1997 re-release of A New Hope - and I think most of that room was clapping ironically. The guy next to me was either balling his eyes out or laughing his ass off the entire movie; a little extreme, but an exaggerated example of how incredibly moving this movie actually is. Some asshole will probably complain about the sub-par acting from Clint’s supporting cast, but that does nothing to sully the masterful screenplay, direction, and script that make this one of the best movies I’ve seen in a long long time. 9.75/10
TWILIGHT OPEN CASTING
Are you a Native American teen who looks very “youthful”? No? Then you would be terrible for the open casting call for the newest installment in the Twilight series, New Moon. The movie’s casting director has called for an open casting, inviting anyone and everyone to apply (unless you’re white, black, or Asian … racist assholes).
IPHONE APP OF THE WEEK
ANNOY-A-TEEN
“Have you ever wanted something that would simply drive your teen nuts? Well, here you go!
This app is very simple: it plays a high pitched tone every time you press the button that is very annoying to teens and inaudible to most adults! Now, this is not to say “all” adults cannot hear all of the sounds - those who can have exceptional hearing and have the envy of the author of this program, who can only hear three of the four tones this app makes.
Some businesses around the world play tones like this to drive away rowdy teenagers who scare away business.”
I LOL’d. Please tell me you’re downloading this, iPhone users.
VIDEO OF THE WEEK
NO PANTS HOTT
OLD SCHOOL BAND OF THE WEEK
T.A.T.U.
Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten about Russian “lesbian” duo T.A.T.U. already. You have? That’s a shame. Their 2002 album 200 km in the Wrong Lane is one of the best pop albums of the 21st century. I wrote this entire pop culture update while listening to that album. Stop laughing. “Show Me Love” and “30 Minutes” could easily be my theme music. If I were starring in my own movie about myself, those two songs would play during the intro, outro, and all montages.
SONG OF THE WEEK
One of the best unknown bands of the last 20 years: Self.
You can download the song here or listen below…
“So Low”
