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TOP 10 FICTIONAL DUDES MEGAN FOX SHOULD DATE
In case you aren’t aware, MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE. She and her fiance, Brian Austin Green from the original 90210, called off their engagement earlier this week. Megan is at a very important point in her career and choosing the right male suitor could make or break her future relevancy. It’s her duty to follow in the footsteps of the hot women before her and upgrade, such as Angelina trading in Billy Bob Thornton for Brad Pitt.
After hours of research, TSF has determined that no mortal, real-life man is good enough for Megan Fox. We must look to fictional characters to meet Megan’s needs, because a woman of her physical attributes deserves the perfect dude - a guy who’s too good to be true.
THE TOP 10 FICTIONAL GUYS MEGAN FOX
SHOULD DATE (NOW THAT SHE’S SINGLE)
10. TY WEBB (caddyshack)
Not only is Ty a great philosopher and a funny guy, he’s also an incredible putter. “How do you measure yourself with other golfers?” … “My height”. Ty Webb, played by Chevy Chase, has the charisma and musical skills to get a woman like Megan into the sack.
9. SETH GECKO (from dusk til dawn)
I don’t know one guy who would talk back to Seth Gecko. Megan’s type needs a dude with badass tattoos and a short temper, and Seth Gecko fits that description.
8. ROD TIDWELL (jerry maguire)
With a short resume and an unstable career, Megan will need some extra money for clothes and Rod “Show Me the Money” Tidwell is the dude to give it to her. He’s a family man behind closed doors, but he’s got the personality to roll with a woman like Megan Fox.
7. ZACK MORRIS (saved by the bell)
Although Zack is still in high school, Megan could definitely play the cougar and go after the biggest badass at Bayside High. Megan Fox is the only chick Zack would dump Kelly for, but for good reason. Plus, Mrs. Morris would be a great mother-in-law.
6. DAVID WOODERSON (dazed and confused)
David Wooderson is the best part of the 1993 classic Dazed and Confused. His famed line, “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age” may deter Megan at first, but she will soon learn to ignore his immature humor because of his impeccable game.
5. TRENT WALKER (swingers)
Trent Walker is played by Vince Vaughn in one of the best guy movies ever: Swingers. Megan is a bad girl and bad girls love assholes - Trent Walker is the perfect example of the asshole guy the hot chick always chooses over the nice guy.
4. TYLER DURDEN (fight club)
Not only is Fight Club’s Tyler Durden played by Brad Pitt, Tyler Durden is arguably the biggest badass on this list. Dating Tyler Durden could do nothing but strengthen America’s opinion of Megan Fox.
3. PATRICK BATEMAN (american psycho)
He has great taste in music (Phil Collins, Huey Lewis and the News), but his only downfall is that he kills people with axes. What she doesn’t know can’t hurt her, right? When he’s not going insane, Patrick Bateman is a rich businessman who can take care of Megan’s needs. He also has a feminine side and uses facial creams, which she would probably find to be “cute”.
2. HAN SOLO (star wars)
Megan most likely is wearing this T-shirt because she likes how it looks on her, and trust me, so do we. It’s highly unlikely she actually likes Star Wars, but let’s be honest - put Megan Fox in a back room of the Milennium Falcon and she wouldn’t be able to keep her Hans off his Solo.
1. LT. PETE “MAVERICK” MITCHELL (top gun)
Maverick is the winner. Bringing Maverick to the red carpet premiere of Transformers 2 would cause tons of buzz and gain her a lot of respect from both the male and female demographic. In this alternate universe, no one knows that it’s actually Tom Cruise. Maverick doesn’t practice Scientology and he hasn’t turned Katie Holmes into a shade of her former self, who we all came to know and love in Dawson’s Creek.
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