Archive for the 'Vogue' Category
SCAR JO COVERS FRENCH VOGUE
I think I’m the only person I know that actually caught on to the whole “Freedom Fries” thing. My friends make fun of me for it, but I don’t care. It’s a good icebreaker for hot waitresses. It’s a conversation piece, really.
None of that is true, but Scarlett Johansson and her breastasis are covering the April issue of French Vogue. I went to Paris once, it was a Tuesday, and I wanted to see The Louvre … but it was closed – and I was pissed. Write that down for future reference. You can thank me next time you’re touring Paris on a Tuesday.
Dark hair: yes, no? Jury is still out. Too busy looking below her neckline.
No commentsADELE PHOTOSHOPPED BY VOGUE
Vogue magazine: where normal-looking people don’t exist. I can understand that in the fashion magazine 
world, skinny chicks with ugly faces sell magazines. I mean really, have you ever seen America’s Next Top Model? It’s a bunch of frail, skinny, ugly chicks with disgusting attitudes and zero talent.
Adele on the other hand, is a future legend and a Grammy-winning recording artist – a breath of fresh air in a society where Miley Cyrus has two #1 albums in a year and Disney sells more records than Bruce Springsteen and Radiohead combined.
Vogue decided to do an article on Adele for their latest issue (top). With the combination of a contorted pose and a little Photoshop, famed photographer Annie Leibovitz does a disservice to Adele’s true size and shape.
She did a cover of Sam Cooke’s “That’s It, I Quit, I’m Movin’ On” that isn’t on her record and you need to hear. Her voice doesn’t even need instrumental supplement. Watch.
